ShillyShallyNix
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Today in 1924 Congress unironically granted U.S. citizenship to all American Indians.
9:22 AM Jun 2nd
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Hey, just to be clear, the "X"s are kisses & the "O"s are hugs, right?
I don't want to look like an idiot when I send off this ransom note.
3:13 AM Jun 2nd
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Honey, I shurikened the kids.
7:00 PM Jun 1st
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year "I hope nobody eats my face" became an actual hope I have.
3:22 PM Jun 1st
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is it not a lot, but more than a little bit? it's a middle bit! you're welcome.
3:11 PM May 31st
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Ever since I woke up
I've been spiraling down
1:44 PM May 31st
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I guess writer's block isn't ALL bad - it certainly keeps pushing back this suicide note...
5:58 PM May 31st
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At this point, my self-imposed deadlines are really more just save-the-dates for me to be upset & disappointed in myself...
4:28 PM May 31st
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"I'd be more afraid of the monster UNDER the monster under your bed. He's tough enough to sleep under a monster!" -Me, comforting some kid
11:18 AM May 31st
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are u a wheelchair-bound rapper looking for a rap name? big poppa wheelie. ur welcome. no put away ur wallet. that's a free one from me to u
9:52 AM May 29th
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Happy Birthday to Danny Elfman! I hope the choir of creepy children that he keeps locked in his studio got him a cake!
9:23 AM May 29th
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Triathlon?!
More like, "TRY-and-decide-what-sport-you-want-to-compete-in-thlon!"
Right?
You know, because it's 3 sports...
11:22 AM May 29th
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Decomposing must be so degrading...
1:06 AM May 27th
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Almost always when I have a conversation with a woman, I know she can't help but to think 'Why does this guy keep bringing up Nazi zombies?'
10:21 PM May 26th
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If you like [censored] in your [censored] then you should @! She [censored] her [censored] w/ a [censored] [censored] twice!
11:21 AM May 26th
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A got left behind yesterday...
Found it scared & trembling in my Draft Folder. So I'm kicking it out. Now...
11:20 AM May 26th
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@ He's got to appreciate those prices though...
11:11 AM May 26th
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If you @ then you too can feel as though she's your cleverer, more talented li'l sis of whom you must battle vague jealousy.
3:56 PM May 25th
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I can easily foresee having to finagle a career opportunity out of @ soon. So, if you'd her, it might grease the wheels.
3:09 PM May 25th
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@ because I have an elaborate "The Talented Mr. Ripley"-esque scheme planned & could use the followers.
2:30 PM May 25th
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- Name RConnelly2
- Location Limbo
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio I'm a squanderer...
I squander time, talent, potential, opportunities, and knowledge.
But I'm trying to cut back...
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