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  1. Listening to likely-alcoholic coworker apologize to client for her latest screwup. Painful. And annoying.
  2. Saw a young man with haphazardly formed dreds full of big wooden beads. His head looked like a discarded macrame owl.
  3. @Neilochka I did make stir fry with ostrich once and it was excellent. Burns easy though, because it has no fat.
  4. @Neilochka Yes, that would be from Ranchers, Chapter 3, Verses 2-5, 'Matters of the Sandwich'.
  5. @Neilochka The wing-ed creatures shall be divided and served with the fruit of the swamp, and later sliced coldon the bread of Wonder.
  6. @Neilochka The hooved creatures Ye shall place between buns and adorn with pickles and it shall be Good.
  7. @Neilochka Because God never intended for feathered beasties to be burgerized.
  8. I'm a hater on so many levels today. Its like a magical kaleidoscope of antipathy.
  9. Driving to Allegany NY in a 1990 Dodge Dakota 4 X 4 with plow assembly because my work van is in the shop. Sexy!
  10. Just sent text message: 'At ambulance bldg, ceiling is leaking like a casuap.' Sure that will insipire action.
  11. Hm. Apparently 'bastard' is not in my T9 dictionary, but 'casuap' is.
  12. @TriciaR I just want to know who is selling Symphony bars for 88 cents. 'Cause I'm there.
  13. Retail therapy at lunch did nothing to make my workplace feel less like a level of hell with parquet flooring.
  14. Leaving at 4am for a 10am appt in up upstate NY. Buying a thermos. Tying a sachet of Tim Horton's around my neck. I'm crabby already.
  15. MVA with entrapment X 2 prevented me from getting my kilt freak on at Laurel Festival Parade. *sigh*
  16. Would I alienate anyone by suggesting the PETA people upset over Obama killing a fly desperately need a bacon cheeseburger and some lovin'?
  17. @joeschmitt Is green taken? Because it should be green.
  18. Work falls into two categories today: things I have to force myself to do, and things I can't force myself to do.
  19. @Astrogirl426 Symmetrical?
  20. @gordonshumway I will cheer when photo of your tongue in Mr. Hitchcock's ear is Tumblrd. Or, you know, any kind of proximity to Himself.