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SheriffONothing

  1. @MeisterShake I can also imagine a glaive like the Sword of Omens toy. I had a couple of Dune figs. At the time I had no idea what they were
  2. Toffee apple cider. What sorcery is this!?
  3. @Joshubuh Mind. Blown.
  4. @NicNIKU Hah!
  5. @ichibanpainting *high five* Thanks dood!
  6. More news of zombie-like attacks. But it's the wrong kind zombie outbreak for me. I wanted the one where they're slow & moan a lot.
  7. Apollo Creed vs Apollo Adama. Discuss.
  8. '15 Insane Theories About Movies And Television That Will Blow Your Mind' (via @henrydalton) buzzfeed.com/daves4/15-fan-…
  9. @GeekDadGamer *salutes* No problem :)
  10. @GeekDadGamer Can you log in to the YouTube account that uploaded them? If so, there's a download MP4 option for each video.
  11. @Gavin_J @cartoonbeardy Dude, that's a terrifying thought.
  12. Tabletop gaming tomorrow night. Playing MERCS with Mr @Garyhennessey. Anyone of you guys played it yet?
  13. @Entorien It's big window and I assume a small bathroom. There's no other reason to be *that* close to the window.
  14. House opposite has a poorly frosted bathroom window. Sometimes it's boobs sometimes it's balls. It's always while we're eating.
  15. I don't get it. Why that song? Where did it come from? How did it find it's way into my brain? It's not like it was even their popular one.
  16. Oh hai Friday! I see you have seen it fit to bless me with Right Said Fred's 'Don't Talk Just Kiss' stuck in my head for no apparent reason.
  17. @xLibitinax @theboymatt Only the promo shots and they told me everything I needed to know about the freakyness factor.
  18. @xLibitinax Me too. It's just a basic fact that they're evil places. At least one of the circus folk is always a black-magic user.