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@MeisterShake I can also imagine a glaive like the Sword of Omens toy. I had a couple of Dune figs. At the time I had no idea what they were about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MeisterShake
Toffee apple cider. What sorcery is this!? about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@Joshubuh Mind. Blown. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Joshubuh
@NicNIKU Hah! about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to NicNIKU
@ichibanpainting *high five* Thanks dood! about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ichibanpainting
More news of zombie-like attacks. But it's the wrong kind zombie outbreak for me. I wanted the one where they're slow & moan a lot. about 17 hours ago via web
Apollo Creed vs Apollo Adama. Discuss. about 18 hours ago via web
'15 Insane Theories About Movies And Television That Will Blow Your Mind' (via @henrydalton) buzzfeed.com/daves4/15-fan-… about 21 hours ago via web
Betfairpoker QUEEN FACT: On the day of The Diamond Jubilee the Queen will transform into an actual diamond, much like Emma Frost in the X-Men films. about 21 hours ago via web Retweeted by SheriffONothing and 14 others
@GeekDadGamer *salutes* No problem :) about 21 hours ago via web in reply to GeekDadGamer
@GeekDadGamer Can you log in to the YouTube account that uploaded them? If so, there's a download MP4 option for each video. about 21 hours ago via web in reply to GeekDadGamer
@Gavin_J @cartoonbeardy Dude, that's a terrifying thought. about 22 hours ago via web in reply to Gavin_J
gamesasylum Lucasarts have announced Star Wars 1313, an 18-rated mature title featuring a Bounty Hunter based in Coruscant. Powered by Unreal Engine. about 23 hours ago via web Retweeted by SheriffONothing and 1 other
Tabletop gaming tomorrow night. Playing MERCS with Mr @Garyhennessey. Anyone of you guys played it yet? about 23 hours ago via web
@Entorien It's big window and I assume a small bathroom. There's no other reason to be *that* close to the window. about 23 hours ago via web in reply to Entorien
House opposite has a poorly frosted bathroom window. Sometimes it's boobs sometimes it's balls. It's always while we're eating. about 23 hours ago via web
I don't get it. Why that song? Where did it come from? How did it find it's way into my brain? It's not like it was even their popular one. 11:25 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
Oh hai Friday! I see you have seen it fit to bless me with Right Said Fred's 'Don't Talk Just Kiss' stuck in my head for no apparent reason. 11:23 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
@xLibitinax @theboymatt Only the promo shots and they told me everything I needed to know about the freakyness factor. 3:45 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to xLibitinax
@xLibitinax Me too. It's just a basic fact that they're evil places. At least one of the circus folk is always a black-magic user. 2:55 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to xLibitinax

Name SheriffONothing
Location UK
Bio Hi, my name's Dan. My favourite animal is an octopus & I'd like to see Conan fight The Predator. I like sci-fi, comics, videogames, tabletop games & rock music.