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@dubdubble Sorry Mum. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to dubdubble
@ClareMSimpson What are you implying?! *in high dudgeon* :D about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to ClareMSimpson
I am at my brother's house drinking wine and looking at photos. Just in case you were dying for an update. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@Twistedlilkitty Brilliant. :) about 20 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Twistedlilkitty
Twistedlilkitty I just got my dream job, taking tests I haven't studied for whilst naked. about 20 hours ago via web Retweeted by Shequeen and 15 others
hellycake in-store announcement: "half price sausage rolls, scotch eggs, quavers multi packs, Sainsbury's chocolate eclairs FIT FOR A QUEEN" about 21 hours ago via TweetList Pro Retweeted by Shequeen and 23 others
prodnose Its entirely possible that I have gone round the bend. While furiously typing I heard email come in so picked up the phone and said "Hello?" about 21 hours ago via web Retweeted by Shequeen and 85 others
@euanmccolm Thanks Euan. Mighty obliged. *tips hat* And with such two purty laydeez. *twirls spurs* (I don't know why I'm talking like this) about 21 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to euanmccolm
@Tigerhilly Thanks for the #ff :) about 21 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Tigerhilly
@shelleywriter Will def do the box set thing. I have all the others. #sadobsessive :) about 21 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to shelleywriter
@muddy_cat V late, but ha ha ha! YA got me. *falls over clutching at heart* :) x about 21 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to muddy_cat
@Topfluffer I always find that comforting. The fact that they're clearly not really human. 3:39 PM May 31st via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Topfluffer
@aidanskinner @DanielDWilliam Well he does nothing for me, so good luck chaps. (I know I'm not likely to be his type either. :)) 3:39 PM May 31st via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to aidanskinner
@sheeps74 Wow. Spectacular. :) 3:32 PM May 31st via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to sheeps74
@ap279 Grrrrr. 3:31 PM May 31st via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to ap279
@Topfluffer Blimey! Where are you? She looks so lovely and shiny, like an angel. 3:30 PM May 31st via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Topfluffer
OF COURSE HE SHOULD GO. He is only staying as a human shield for Cameron and Osborne. *flings self around dramatically* #bbcqt 3:29 PM May 31st via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@aidanskinner :D *feels a bit nauseous* 3:27 PM May 31st via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to aidanskinner
@Cornettofairy @mattleys @themanwhofell Me too. Tell him if you see him again soon. 3:27 PM May 31st via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Cornettofairy
I LOVE* it when Dimbers flirts with the panellists. *I don't love it. 3:26 PM May 31st via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Name Shelagh McKinlay
Location Embra
Web http://theabsurdi...
Bio Mother, writer, something or other. CiF contributor, Herald blogger. Daily blog: http://therealshequeen.tumblr.com/