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  1. @jibletbean YOU HAD BETTER BE DRUNK, LITTLE MISS.
  2. Text From Mom: "Jennifer, what is it you say when something is funny? You have luls? I need to know asap. Thank you. Love, mom"
  3. @jibletbean Come to Phoenix right now. I need to smack you in right in the mouth.
  4. @Mowgli3 ONE DAY BACK IN THE US AND YOU'VE TURNED EVIL. HISS BOO! (ps thank you for not dying on the flight back)
  5. @JohnMayerAsASim I AM DOING THIS TOMORROW.
  6. @jibletbean Fuck it. It's true. I can't deny it.
  7. There is foam in my milk. It's not, like, straight from the cow or anything. It was in the fridge. Do I have rabies? I bet I do.
  8. @jibletbean Vicious!
  9. @JohnMayerAsASim Just saw your strip in the Mayer post. I am standing up and applauding you right now. A++++.
  10. @grimalkinrn I am going to make it fresh and then put it in the dryer so it floats out of my house on a magic cloud of .... dryer smell.
  11. @jibletbean AND I WAS GOING TO MAKE YOU A MIX TAPE!
  12. I had to kick them out. The next story is about a woman from Arizona. After the second, "oh, lord jesus!", they were shown the door.
  13. Updates From My Neighbors: No one can handle the dramatic reunions on the show. I don't even... Because I'm an only child? Or a total bitch?
  14. I can't really say much about proposals. But I HAVE offered a guy a diamond to leave me alone. And by 'diamond', I mean 'shot with a taser',
  15. @ellebees I AM GOING TO FORCE JOHN MAYER TO PROPOSE TO YOU ON THE TWITTERS.
  16. Updates From My Neighbors: We're watching Find My Family. 4 minutes in and one girl is already crying. Bitch. No one is trying to find you.
  17. @jmarie1074 @grimalkinrn @ellebees If a guy proposes to me ON A FUCKING PARK BENCH, we'll have a bigger issue than a ring from Kay Jewelers.
  18. @grimalkinrn Vaccinating... stabbing... six of one, half dozen of another.
  19. Updates From My Neighbors: They want to hula hoop on the Wii. There ~IS~ a Santa, you guys.
  20. @grimalkinrn I want to do that!!! I'm not a nurse or anything, but I REALLY don't like babies.