ShenaniganJenn
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@ YOU HAD BETTER BE DRUNK, LITTLE MISS.
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to jibletbean
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Text From Mom: "Jennifer, what is it you say when something is funny? You have luls? I need to know asap. Thank you. Love, mom"
about 6 hours ago
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@ Come to Phoenix right now. I need to smack you in right in the mouth.
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to jibletbean
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@ ONE DAY BACK IN THE US AND YOU'VE TURNED EVIL. HISS BOO! (ps thank you for not dying on the flight back)
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to Mowgli3
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@ I AM DOING THIS TOMORROW.
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to JohnMayerAsASim
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@ Fuck it. It's true. I can't deny it.
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to jibletbean
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There is foam in my milk. It's not, like, straight from the cow or anything. It was in the fridge. Do I have rabies? I bet I do.
about 6 hours ago
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@ Vicious!
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to jibletbean
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@ Just saw your strip in the Mayer post. I am standing up and applauding you right now. A++++.
about 6 hours ago
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@ I am going to make it fresh and then put it in the dryer so it floats out of my house on a magic cloud of .... dryer smell.
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to grimalkinrn
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@ AND I WAS GOING TO MAKE YOU A MIX TAPE!
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to jibletbean
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I had to kick them out. The next story is about a woman from Arizona. After the second, "oh, lord jesus!", they were shown the door.
about 6 hours ago
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Updates From My Neighbors: No one can handle the dramatic reunions on the show. I don't even... Because I'm an only child? Or a total bitch?
about 6 hours ago
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I can't really say much about proposals. But I HAVE offered a guy a diamond to leave me alone. And by 'diamond', I mean 'shot with a taser',
about 6 hours ago
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@ I AM GOING TO FORCE JOHN MAYER TO PROPOSE TO YOU ON THE TWITTERS.
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to ellebees
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Updates From My Neighbors: We're watching Find My Family. 4 minutes in and one girl is already crying. Bitch. No one is trying to find you.
about 6 hours ago
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@ @ @ If a guy proposes to me ON A FUCKING PARK BENCH, we'll have a bigger issue than a ring from Kay Jewelers.
about 6 hours ago
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@ Vaccinating... stabbing... six of one, half dozen of another.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to grimalkinrn
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Updates From My Neighbors: They want to hula hoop on the Wii. There ~IS~ a Santa, you guys.
about 7 hours ago
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@ I want to do that!!! I'm not a nurse or anything, but I REALLY don't like babies.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to grimalkinrn
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- Name Jenn Margaret
- Location Probably on the couch.
- Bio Just a girl who, although she knows there's an important one, has a hell of a time telling the differences between a terrordome, a pleasuredome & a thunderdome.
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