ShellyBourdeau
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I'm guessing that the new Appleby's
"Nawlins Grill" might be previously "Frawzin'".
6:17 PM May 22nd
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Let's all collectively start moisturizing our heel meats.
9:33 AM May 27th
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One last one. Hey Young Girls, don't pierce too many things. Just manage and defend your existing holes.
10:40 PM May 29th
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I don't know if you'd call it a "gift," but I always pick the smelliest stall when I have to pee.
7:10 AM May 12th
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@ awesome.. Will listen every day
8:56 PM May 5th
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in reply to FriskyK2
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I'd rather my mom have a full mouth of braces than a feather hair extension.
10:47 AM May 4th
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Males are definitely the superior sex because I can't even get my own bra off with one hand.
5:29 AM May 2nd
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Hey jesus freaks, if you say 90% of what Planned Parenthood does is abortions, I say church is 90% fucking little boys.
5:51 PM Feb 21st
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I want to ask Latino girls how they glue those curls to their temples but I'm afraid I'll get my ass beat.
9:32 AM Apr 10th
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I've needed new windshield wiper blades since 2007.
10:42 AM May 2nd
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Karma takes to fucking long.. Id rather beat the shit outta you right fucking now.
7:00 PM Apr 2nd
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Remember back when kids weren't whiny little bitches who were allergic to every fucking thing on earth?
10:45 AM Dec 19th, 2011
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If your toddler tells you to "Die!" and you don't pretend to die and just lay there until they freak out and cry, you're a terrible parent.
9:35 AM Apr 25th
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How do they fit so many islands into such a small bottle of dressing??!!
12:08 PM Apr 24th
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I mean, I might not be "book smart" but at least I'm K-Mart smart
6:49 PM Apr 12th
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Nothing is going to top the time I partied with the mucus from the Mucinex commercials.
7:39 AM Apr 21st
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My suicide note will read "could no longer talk about what we should do for dinner."
5:03 PM Apr 18th
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Watching these people in this commercial, rock climb, scuba dive & live life to the fullest, makes me wish I had genital herpes.
10:36 AM Apr 17th
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BREAKING: Brad and Angelina are planning to wed, according to Who Gives a Flying Fuck Magazine.
3:56 PM Apr 13th
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If I had a nickel for every time some said "if I had a nickel" I'd fill a bag with nickels and beat them with it. Who the fuck uses nickels
4:14 PM Dec 16th, 2011
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- Name Shelly Bourdeau
- Location Houghton, Michigan
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