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  1. Short, yes. But i'll bite your fucking legs off. about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. I should note that being almost 5'2, the spray of scentsy stuff was really nowhere near my head. about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. Something sprayed on my head in the bookstore bathroom. It wasn't urine, it was scentsy stuff in a thing above the door. STARTLE. about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. At least i'm not still listening for the dial tone. I like to think i'm evolving. 12:59 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  5. I'm not bragging that i'm some sort of neo-luddite, just pointing out that i can be truly stupid. So you feel better, you know? 12:58 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  6. Technology is still very mysterious to me. Today, again, my friend had to show me how to use a cell phone. 12:58 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  7. I occasionally go through the followers list and see who's botting me now. 12:55 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  8. @rubyverbena Fair enough... 12:51 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to rubyverbena
  9. @rubyverbena Can't it be both? 12:49 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to rubyverbena
  10. @rubyverbena Your answer, of course, is sin. 12:46 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to rubyverbena
  11. @neilhimself Do you write by typing right into the computer, or by hand, or both? 12:42 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to neilhimself
  12. ...months ago, and it took me this long to process. Derp. Definitely a new project when i'm stuck on something. 12:42 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  13. Realized, in a belated fashion, that any story can be modified minimally to become a zombie story. I read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.. 12:41 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  14. He's still snoring. 12:32 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  15. @count_01 @demeterschild @kapnkaty Or come to Canada, and skip this middle shit... 2:32 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  16. @LaurenMaeO Which is hilarious since BIOLOGICAL SEX IS NOT PERFECTLY DIMORPHIC. 2:21 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to LaurenMaeO
  17. @count_01 @LaurenMaeO You are almost always on shaky ground when one says 'Men are like ____' or 'Women are like _______' 2:19 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  18. @LaurenMaeO Hey. Read this when you have the chance. http://bit.ly/7ufAqi 2:18 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to LaurenMaeO
  19. @LaurenMaeO Then there isn't anything wrong with that in the slightest 2:14 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to LaurenMaeO
  20. @LaurenMaeO Depends on what you mean by 'boring'. 2:05 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to LaurenMaeO