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  1. @subloser Well, it's wrong.
  2. Some guy's argument that ouch is spelled O-W-C-H, was his honest belief. Spelling correctly doesn't need honest belief, only correctness.
  3. I can be a miserable bitch so I don't know why he decided to get on my bad side.
  4. I should have gone out.
  5. Longer and harder? Alameda Guy (Part 2): [Continued from "Alameda Guy (Part 1)."] Eventually, Alameda Guy and his w... http://bit.ly/7557Oi
  6. The Ex won't let me sleep in the bed. He's an ass.
  7. Part two of "Alameda Guy" is upon Random Rim Jobs. http://randomrimjobs.com
  8. @dastels Well, it did (go w/o saying) tonight and I didn't get a drink. My solution was to leave.
  9. If we meet in a bar you should buy me a drink. Duh.
  10. Not sure if I have the energy to meet a new guy.
  11. @thejamhole I'm not fucking guys w/health problems. My pussy ain't a charity.
  12. @dastels Shit, now there's more pressure on me, dammit.
  13. @thejamhole The reason doesn't matter if the result is I don't get fucked.
  14. Keep your crazy kid away from my dog.
  15. I KNOW that any time a dog is aggressive it's not Isis's fault.
  16. @dastels Yeah, and he does it with impunity, dammit.
  17. Joaquin needs to keep the fuck off my keyboard.
  18. @p0rkch0pp They're all just dudes I only kind of care about.
  19. @dastels But too much sympathy and I have to deal w/someone who has medical/psych/emotional problems. I've enough of my own of those.
  20. @gavrielelijah Self-induced, not medical.