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@ChrisSick we should do more cool things like that.about 4 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to ChrisSick
@rapehat my daughter & I made pancakes & sausage & coffee. You're welcome to have some.9:18 AM Jul 13th from UberTwitter in reply to rapehat
At the beach. Waves are rough. Kids don't like. Will come out earlier tomorrow. Fishing later. Girls love that.9:17 AM Jul 13th from UberTwitter
@andrenavarro the vibrator/edison one was GENIUS.4:38 PM Jul 12th from UberTwitter in reply to andrenavarro
@oldhat people are afraid of making love to a light socket. Not Tesla. Oh no. That's a NAUGHTY light socket.4:16 PM Jul 12th from UberTwitter in reply to oldhat
@ten_bandits jack knight starman.3:10 PM Jul 12th from UberTwitter in reply to ten_bandits
@willowbl00 my name is shawn. I want a good life for my kids, awesome sex with a beautiful woman, to finish my book, and of course world ...1:17 PM Jul 12th from UberTwitter in reply to willowbl00
@McKelvie as long as you don't punch a brick with your drawing hand you'll be fine. ;P5:27 AM Jul 12th from UberTwitter in reply to McKelvie
@tedcroland your goddamn right. AND I'm writing. Me haz happiness feeling. http://myloc.me/9Alg5:23 AM Jul 12th from UberTwitter in reply to tedcroland
What an amazing day. Thank you universe.8:31 PM Jul 11th from UberTwitter
At the beach with the girls and extended family. Me = feeling awesome http://myloc.me/9oHw1:20 PM Jul 11th from UberTwitter
Still feeling blah. Trying to tough it out at work. Its like hell.8:25 AM Jul 10th from UberTwitter
Really fucking horribly sick. Been a rough day. Ugh.7:07 PM Jul 8th from UberTwitter
@ChrisSick it would make me snarf my liquor I'm sure.11:43 AM Jul 7th from UberTwitter in reply to ChrisSick
@rapehat D wins then.11:42 AM Jul 7th from UberTwitter in reply to rapehat
@rapehat you have superhero jeans? Where do they sell those?11:21 AM Jul 7th from UberTwitter in reply to rapehat
@rapehat damn you for making me wake up early.8:49 AM Jul 7th from UberTwitter in reply to rapehat
@rapehat jesus that would be great except I'm a night person. ;P8:38 AM Jul 7th from UberTwitter in reply to rapehat
@rapehat yes. Let me know dates.8:19 AM Jul 7th from UberTwitter in reply to rapehat
@rapehat need a place to stay? Its a 45 min drive to DC from here.7:59 AM Jul 7th from UberTwitter in reply to rapehat

Name ShawnJDouglas
Location Tehran
Bio The Last Great Gentleman Pirate.

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