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Bill__Murray20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.5:36 PM May 23rdvia webRetweeted by ShawnHatosy and 21388 others
I've been in this airport so long I'm making a TheTerminal sequel with my iPhone and Siri is playing Catherine Zeta-Jones. I'll post later.7:19 PM May 28thvia Twitter for iPhone
Eliminating change is the smart solution for this whole "homeless people begging for change" problem. You're welcome government!6:35 PM May 28thvia Twitter for iPhone
No surprise to me that "no regrets" is a phrase overused by people who either: a)sleep in trailer parks b)jump out of planes or c) Snooki.4:05 PM May 28thvia Twitter for iPhone
Nothing can make you feel quite as tough as Steve Winwood's "Back in the High Life" shuffling into your headphones at gym.8:59 AM May 25thvia Twitter for iPhone
I'm pretty sure FRACKING is what you call the strange walrus like dance moves Katy Perry attempts while lip synching.9:29 AM May 19thvia Twitter for iPhone
Will someone please tell Siri she is useless? I'd tell her myself but I'm not talking to that asshole anymore.6:44 PM May 18thvia Twitter for iPhone