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  1. I think i just talked my 9-year-old into watching Tron for his birthday. Can. Not. Wait. Lightcycles, here we come!
  2. iwonderhowmanyMONSTERdrinksicandrinktoday....darmivelostcountalready.
  3. Best. Forth. Ever.
  4. Friday: Big cut, lots of stitches, stubbed my toes hard enough to bleed, another deer tick embedded on leg. Saturday: ???
  5. I'm sitting next to The Wienermobile on Rt. 7 westbound. #wienermobile
  6. Driving into the sunset with the top down, enraptured by the beauty of Earth.
  7. The boys are running around in the darkening yard catching fireflies. That remains one of my fondest memories of childhood.
  8. If there was a reality show that followed families with outrageous sleep deficits, we could be celebrities. Listening, TLC?
  9. Today i defeated a robot in front of my 4-year-old after many others had failed. +1000 Dad Points.
  10. Enjoying a family dinner of peanut butter and honey sandwiches by lantern light in our shadowy, powerless domicile.
  11. Hailstones the size of gumballs bouncing in the yard like popcorn.
  12. I keep wanting Metric to fill the void left by Curve. Someday. Someday that band will come; i know it.
  13. That family that walks against the traffic flow in IKEA? Yeah, that's us. But see, it's because we start in the as-is section.
  14. Our van features 14 cup holders. This family has managed to maroon perishable comestibles in all of them. At once.
  15. Spent the morning pushing a ~300 lb. rock up a hill. +25 man points.
  16. 4-year-old is patrolling the house with light sabers dangling from his pajama waistband. Must be working. No bad guys have dared attack.
  17. Just told his wife that @rgonia is already at the restaurant so we need to hoof it.
  18. @sgchipman is missing the belly dancer at TurCuisine.
  19. Apparently Amazon's "Sort by Price: High to Low" means "randomly select items without any regard to price".
  20. I am completely infatuated with Perlin noise. Thanks, Ken!