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  1. @majorlyepic Ugh, I have the same problem here. I hate traveling by bus.
  2. @electrolemon I refuse to believe that. It looks funny.
  3. @Jonathan_Ross @CTZ Dude, I'd totally hit that. She's not looking bad these days: http://bit.ly/Qv1cw
  4. @jim_sterling Yeah, I have to commend Valve for making the Jockey and the Charger monumental threats. Great game design.
  5. @JoshWay Yes, as made evident by the vomit that I had to choke down.
  6. @wardrox Fuck 'em. They're the terrorists of the reptile kingdom.
  7. @simonpegg It's better than the prequels... Nevermind, that's really not much of an endorsement.
  8. @siriuslivs YESSSSSSS. A winner is you!
  9. @siriuslivs Embrace it! Rearrange the HELL out of those bookshelves! How are your CDs? Your DVDs? Leave nothing unsatisfactorily organized!
  10. @JamesUrbaniak ...and by "works so damn well," I mean "accurately depicts what I see when I close my eyes at night."
  11. @JamesUrbaniak The best part is that the archive is a feature for ALL Tumblr-hosted blogs. It just works so damn well in this context...
  12. @aaronlinde I favorited this tweet. Just so you know.
  13. @Kryptinite Download Advanced SystemCare 3 and run the Smart RAM app that comes with it, leave it on in the background. It helps a lot.
  14. Once again, I'm dumbfounded by some of the sloppy writing in FlashForward. AND YET STILL I'M YOUR BITCH.
  15. Never go with a hippie to a second location.
  16. @SamitSarkar Yep. Especially when some of those video games have versions that are upwards of $100. There is no comparison, revenue-wise.
  17. By the way, Mike Patton singing (part of) Lady Gaga's "Poker Face." You're welcome. http://bit.ly/41pEMm
  18. Is this your homework, Larry?
  19. @nickchester No, it's not. They just like to randomize which "same day" they're referring to.
  20. @chrisfurniss No, I like it. It's warm in there.