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  1. Missed #neww. Thought it was taking place on a different planet. Earth isn't the *only* planet that has a Massachusetts, you know.
  2. @feedscraps Let me know when it's weekend.
  3. NEW BREAKTHROUGHS in PreSharpened (TM) technology mean your next set of SharpChex brand pencils will be ready for use right out of the box!
  4. @TheRealChex I will be there will bells--i mean knives--on. But I'm not exactly a fan. More of an... admirer of your upgrade (me).
  5. Slicing bread. Slicing it real good.
  6. What's that? They changed the Facebook design AGAIN? Well, here in the 26th century, Facebook's layout is in a state of CONSTANT FLUX.
  7. Fighting plaque. With the JonasBrothers. Who are at my side on their own accord. Totally TheirDecision.
  8. @feedscraps DamMit.
  9. I believe I've made my ChexualPreference QuiteClear, EveryOne.
  10. Time to design a SharpChexFont. It will dominate all of you ArialWeenies.
  11. Time to tap into the depths of the MidWord capital letter market. VerySexy.
  12. SharpChexGoggles! Let you see the world through the eyes of a RazorbladeLaser.
  13. @Anaerin - I have safety goggles. I will look into getting one of those pressure-thingies and a matching-matter-whatever.
  14. Done Chexinating.
  15. Chexinating. (It's kind of a cross between urinating and defibrillating).
  16. Installed antimatter containment unit on my '57 Chevy. It's set for adventures.
  17. Got a good deal on a '57 Chevy. Who knew the most sophisticated sharp & pointy technologies were developed in the 1950s? Must do research...
  18. Turns out I'm as aerodynamic as a '57 Chevy. Picturing myself riding in one right now! Perfect, no? Gotta search the space black market.
  19. Ow. I think I truncated something. Something on Xyle.
  20. I am going into the wind tunnel chamber to test my spikes. We'll see, @Anaerin . We'll see.