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  1. i did not even notice erins titties were out (@erinmcgee). 3 dirty martinis and a pina colada later... about 8 hours ago from mobile web
  2. whats a semi like? its like a half day snow day, it could go either way, its fun. 3 babes in the hot tub in the middle of the day. about 10 hours ago from mobile web
  3. Coolio calls it his "fojo" his fake-mojo. i dont have that, im the truth. :D about 23 hours ago from mobile web
  4. Three. Hours. Of. The Doors. Plane ride flew by, pun intended! Now just waiting 4 Erin & Tor 2 get in & the girls get wild! Yay Florida! 6:05 PM Jan 6th from mobile web
  5. U know how Disneyland has th@ "fast pass" thing, U sign up 2 ride rides & don't have 2 wait in lines, airport secuirty needs th@. Brilliant. 11:24 AM Jan 6th from mobile web
  6. JFK to Palm Beach, Biggest Brothers getting married!!! 9:25 AM Jan 6th from mobile web
  7. @kleahysworld RT @hypem "C'mon (Pance Party Remix)" by Chester French reached #1 on the charts: http://hypem.com/popular 8:47 AM Jan 6th from mobile web
  8. Q-tipping my ears is the best orgasm i've had in a while. Patheticness. 2:18 PM Jan 5th from mobile web
  9. @KSchmmm @emilyhannah416 @Sirtonyvinny I think we could all use a little Barca reunion! 8:39 AM Jan 5th from mobile web
  10. I'm addicted to turkey burgers and Justin Bobbys ridiculous lines. 2:57 PM Jan 4th from mobile web
  11. >:O 2:41 PM Jan 4th from mobile web
  12. Guys, Boys, Men, call your girl, you can't have an entire relationship via BBM. 8:46 PM Jan 3rd from mobile web
  13. If God wanted us to walk, he wouldn't have invented rollerskates. 4:36 PM Jan 2nd from mobile web
  14. Wait, im still feeling awkward about that time my drug dealer tried to hookup with me. 1:50 PM Jan 2nd from mobile web
  15. I just tried to use my stop & shop card at the gym, clearly this relationship is not meant to be. 11:22 AM Jan 2nd from mobile web
  16. "First rule of pillow fight club, you don't talk about pillow fight club." 6:13 PM Jan 1st from mobile web
  17. Jeepers! It's going to be really hard pretending like I've seen "Rocky" all night. 3:19 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from mobile web
  18. Things I'm going to quit in 2010: Smoking cigs, biting my nails, picking my nose... 12:18 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from mobile web
  19. Philly Philly Philly Philly! 1:18 PM Dec 30th, 2009 from mobile web
  20. new beefy 5 layer burrito from taco bell for 89cents, YES please! 4:54 PM Dec 28th, 2009 from mobile web