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  1. @nerdist I think you should shave your chest. I also think you should post nude pictures, so what do i know?
  2. "Do you, like, see things when you're high?" "Duh, you don't get blind"
  3. Fuck, i keep dreaming my ex. is there a pill for this?
  4. Oh god. it's only Wednesday. what else could possibly go wrong today?
  5. @jdistraction have a great birthday! You're finally legal, i hear.
  6. I like Kim Kardashian. I think it's great she's famous for being hot. I respect women like that.
  7. Think about it. loltits. (This stroke of genius dedicated to @mousegoessqueak )
  8. @chris5156 good lord, you get ready for work in the dark?
  9. It's 5:30 and there's no sun. Where are you, sun? I don't want to be up without you
  10. @artlete aw crap, i can't check it right now. My phone's shitty and i'm already in bed. I will tomorrow though
  11. My mom assures me that i'll get more results from google searching "msn mobile not working" as opposed to "msn mobile fucked up"
  12. @nerdist alas, if twitter was an "effin genie" you'd tell me how awesome i am
  13. @catheeroxtar i missed jeopardy! What was the question?
  14. @ben_wiebe and do you always prepare supper with your sausage out?
  15. @kapnkaty i'm confused. sometimes i think you're a dude, other times, a chick. which is it?
  16. @artlete what's that object?
  17. I've been cracking up over that all afternoon
  18. Coworker to me: "It's on the West Coast" Eavesdropping Coworker: "What is?" Coworker: "My dick"
  19. Paging Dr. Feelgood!
  20. #MusicMonday Feels like a Crue kinda day... You're All I Need and Dr Feelgood