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  1. Attention all media. There is more than one whole year left in this decade. I hate to rain on your list-gasm but...
  2. hates Superman's new hairdo. http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/2009/12/07/dc-announces-earth-one-graphic-novel-line/
  3. Go buy Super Friends 21 on sale now. My daughter's drawing is in the letters page. http://www.dccomics.com/dcu/comics/?cm=13427
  4. tries to drink at least four teaspoons of water a day no matter how bad it tastes.
  5. just turned down an offer to be the Cleveland Browns' new quarterback.
  6. Titanic directed by Oliver Stone- Instead of sucking it is actually good. However, the iceberg was paid off by Mafia, the CIA and Castro.
  7. Spider-Man written by Ayn Rand- Less funny and Spidey spends time thinking about architecture while hanging naked from skyscrapers.
  8. Nietzsche writes The Wizard of Oz- The Wizard is dead.
  9. Friday the 13th directed by Quentin Tarantino- Jason talks his victims to death while dancing to forgotten hits of the 70's.
  10. The Empire Strikes Back directed by Orson Wells- The "other" Yoda spoke of was Luke's sled.
  11. Jaws directed by Tim Burton- It turns out the shark was just misunderstood as a child.
  12. The new Shiot Crock 16 deadline is Dec. 14. Send me your comics! http://bit.ly/2iH1bq
  13. Save Christmas. Buy my comics, toys, guitar and junk . http://bit.ly/NHGJC
  14. 1980's high school notebook flashbacks. http://bit.ly/FniZ1
  15. Kids? They like the comics. http://bit.ly/QBuOW
  16. You should go buy Wide Awake 666 for 5 bucks. Seriously. http://www.wideawakepress.com/
  17. The bad news is that my updates will never be as funny as Josh Latta or Michael Kupperman. The good news is... well, there is no good news.
  18. just looked through the pages he has so far for Shiot Crock 16 and this thing is going to be pretty freaking great. Now, back to work.
  19. The Spurge sums it up. http://bit.ly/3CAtK0
  20. has mastered the art of the perfectly fried egg. It is his greatest achievement.