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ShannonMcCubbin

  1. My face was really hot so I used my iPad as a pillow. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  2. Apparently 4 1/2 packs of rain-blo gum is too many packs of rain-blo gum. 10:04 AM Jun 1st via web
  3. Hate it when I cough upwards and then all my spit and whatnot rains back down on my face. 1:03 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Squirted some lotion into my palm at the store to test it out. Yeah, it wasn't lotion. 7:21 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Working on an essay, just managed to equate some of Freud's writing to the Spice Girls song "2 Become 1" 2:58 PM May 24th via web
  6. I really identified with @LenaDunham's movie Tiny Furniture: twitter.com/ShannonMcCubbi… 10:19 PM May 22nd via web
  7. This room smells like rotting meat. It's probably the plate of rotting meat. 2:14 PM May 19th via web
  8. Was dancing around (read: sitting in a chair, frantically shaking my head back and forth) while holding a glass of water and well, you know. 2:11 PM May 19th via web
  9. I think my forearms shrank. 7:15 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. "Hi, I'm just calling to say that I have a Russian girlfriend! I know! Crazy right? Now we both have Russian girlfriends!" - Guy on the bus 1:34 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. I just ate like 20 fortune cookies. 10:17 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Just saw a Segway in real life for the first time. Didn't know they off-roaded so efficiently. 2:02 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. My bag bumped up against me and I thought someone tried to grab my butt. I went in for the swat and everything. 10:00 AM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. My style isn't shabby chic so much as shabby shabby. 9:30 AM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. What I wore to Walmart: twitter.com/ShannonMcCubbi… 9:29 AM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Workin' on my raps: Crazy mothafuckas made a taco from Dorito / Vegeta & Goku, FUSION HA! That's Vegito! 3:17 AM May 12th via web
  17. Apparently someone in Iran tried to hack into my email. 2:59 AM May 12th via web
  18. Mom tells me about a contest where you share advice your mother gave you. Cue us awkwardly realizing neither of us had moms that gave advice 8:32 PM May 10th via web
  19. I make it rain everyday. I mean, it's dandruff flakes instead of money, but still. 7:44 PM May 10th via web
  20. Mom challenged me to a game of badminton. Put my hair up in a super high Xena: Warrior Princess ponytail and everything, so you know it's on 6:44 PM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Shannon McCubbin
  • Location Vancouver, Canada.
  • Bio humilation and food: my only motivators
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