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@FunGuyDave It's not clear if he has Internet access or does it via a friend. Google his name for articles wondering the same thing. about 5 hours ago from web in reply to FunGuyDave
Fascinated by the Tweets of Roger Avary (@avary), screenwriter of Pulp Fiction, who is currently in prison. about 6 hours ago from web
Found out today that my dad didn't know what a cornucopia is and neither of my parents have heard of The Four Corners (the 8-year-old has). about 6 hours ago from web
@Journeywoman I must be sleepy but that post made me teary. Nice grandma. 17 days IS a long time. :) about 8 hours ago from Echofon in reply to Journeywoman
RT @steveagee: "Ever notice you never seem to get laid much on Thanksgiving? I think it's cause all the coats are on the bed." George Carlin about 9 hours ago from Echofon
This was also what I did today. RT @ladygaga: At the arena in montreal, strapping on my leather boots and knee pads. about 9 hours ago from Echofon
Thankful that I've spent today playing ping pong and Scrabble with Nerd Boy instead of dealing with tantrums. Older kids are more fun. about 12 hours ago from Echofon
@nickbundy ha. It's also my mom and me. :) about 12 hours ago from Echofon in reply to nickbundy
Drinking a Riesling while waiting to eat Thanksgiving dinner. Mmmmmmm. about 12 hours ago from Echofon
RT @PFTompkins: Jesus. Pornbots! It's THANKSGIVING for crying out loud! LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! about 12 hours ago from Echofon
RT @CranberryPerson: My folks are super conservative so I taught my 3 year old to say he's thankful for President Obama & free health care. about 15 hours ago from Echofon
RT @Pink: "Our forefathers raped & pillaged the native americans day". Some of our holidays are scary when you look at where they come from. about 16 hours ago from Echofon
Good thing we are going to MO later. RT @sjwaters: @justinu84 All liquor stores in Kansas have to be closed on Thanksgiving day. #dumbasslaw about 16 hours ago from Echofon
RT @cnnbrk: Secret Service admits couple crashed President Obama's state dinner. http://bit.ly/4PLbUa 7:50 PM Nov 25th from Echofon
@eric_andersen One more thing, people that give stars for funny stuff are often the ones who like getting them for being funny too. 7:45 PM Nov 25th from Echofon in reply to eric_andersen
@eric_andersen I use it for both. Giving stars to funny stuff is like voting for it. Stars for useful info is like a browser bookmark. 7:43 PM Nov 25th from Echofon in reply to eric_andersen
Foursquare users on Twitter are the new Annoying Facebook Quiz Takers. 7:30 PM Nov 25th from Echofon
@eric_andersen they can be whatever you want but usually funny stuff gets more stars. 7:28 PM Nov 25th from Echofon in reply to eric_andersen
@bencasnocha I bet they say raped but the chances of that happening are 1000x lower than being cheated on. 7:00 PM Nov 25th from Echofon in reply to bencasnocha
@dcurtis Depends on the droid. There are so many options. 6:48 PM Nov 25th from Echofon in reply to dcurtis