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ShaneDWalters

  1. People that stand and cheer for a crash simply don't belong within a 10 miles radius of a racetrack.
  2. I thought I was just fingering her until my whole fist fell in.
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  4. Say what you want about pedophiles, at least they slow down in school zones.
  5. Mommy never taught me how to cook so I live on a pizza roll diet.
  6. I'm one crazy female away from going into a monogamous relationship with myself.
  7. It's so awkward looking at yourself in the mirror. I'm extra careful to avoid eye contact.
  8. I may blindfold you, bend you over, start spanking but don't look behind you because I might also be dressed in a Homey D. Clown outfit.
  9. So why you talking to an animal like its going to open its mouth and talk back to you?
  10. I created a list on facebook & twitter titled XXX featuring posts from only people I've slept with. Totally normal behavior.
  11. Rich men don't wear jewelry because smart men don't buy jewelry.
  12. The best anti drug campaign is no anti drug campaign at all. Those ads just plant the idea to try drugs.
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  14. She's got a Tempur-Pedic pussy.
  15. Photo: Joey put his name on his seat twitter.com/ShaneDWalters/…
  16. When it comes to communicating with kids I have no idea what I'm doing.
  17. Photo: More Vegas Racing twitter.com/ShaneDWalters/…
  18. Its 2012 so how come tv cameras still don't show true elevation changes, track banking or speed when it comes to racing?
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  20. If all the steps in the world were replaced by slides, the world would be a better place.