Shamu
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President Obama sends the pardoned turkey to Disneyland? He is doomed.
7:06 AM Nov 26th
from Power Twitter
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Maybe I'll "pardon" a salmon today. Nah. Pardon me while I eat this salmon.
5:52 AM Nov 26th
from Power Twitter
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These people rule. I mean it.
7:11 AM Nov 25th
from Power Twitter
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Good Rock Band Name, Volume XXII: The "Forstner Bits." I said good, not great.
6:21 AM Nov 25th
from Power Twitter
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Via Dilbert: "I Twitter because everything that pops into my head is fascinating."
6:20 AM Nov 25th
from Power Twitter
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@ They see a Shamu wallet they're supposed to let you in for free. I just made that up.
4:32 AM Nov 25th
from Power Twitter
in reply to SaraChilders
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@ This is awesome. Memo to marketing: Hire Deana.
4:31 AM Nov 25th
from Power Twitter
in reply to goldasich
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RT @: Never knew @ had his own soda...
4:29 AM Nov 25th
from web
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RT @: Forget Team Edward or Team Jacob, I'm on Team @!
5:44 AM Nov 24th
from web
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@ You will post many photos of yours truly, non?
5:44 AM Nov 24th
from Power Twitter
in reply to SaraChilders
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Julie Scardina is on the @ tomorrow. She'll have a baby bison, which are way cuter than adult bison.
2:01 PM Nov 23rd
from HootSuite
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This is funny to me.
9:46 AM Nov 23rd
from HootSuite
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Congratulations Lt. Bras. You're going to England.
5:02 AM Nov 23rd
from Power Twitter
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@ We're cool that way. Other ways too.
2:52 AM Nov 21st
from Power Twitter
in reply to geekettebits
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@ A leopard with green hair? That is very, very rare in the wild.
2:47 PM Nov 20th
from Power Twitter
in reply to JoeyJosephs1
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FIFA went with the lamest mascot in sports history. This guy would've done it for free.
1:19 PM Nov 20th
from Power Twitter
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@ Technically, the followers of @ are known as "Shamuligans."
12:35 PM Nov 20th
from Power Twitter
in reply to NickMartucci
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@ OK, you get a sweatshirt too.
11:52 AM Nov 20th
from Power Twitter
in reply to CopywriteThis
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@ Well, unless you are a salmon or have a harpoon in your hand, you have nothing to fear. Not sneaky, though. Stealthy.
11:00 AM Nov 20th
from Power Twitter
in reply to Ann_imal
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@ Thanks Nick. You sound like someone who should get an @ sweatshirt. Email your address and size to Shamu@SeaWorld.com.
10:39 AM Nov 20th
from Power Twitter
in reply to NickMartucci
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- Name Shamu
- Location Orlando San Antonio San Diego
- Web http://www.seawor...
- Bio I live at SeaWorld. I'm a large, athletic, black and white marine mammal. I'm not THE star of SeaWorld, I'm A star of SeaWorld
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