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  1. @childsplayx2 best. idea. EVER!
  2. In 8 hours, roughly 20 people are coming to my house, I have not even started to clean. #slacker
  3. @undomesticdiva please do. especially baby pigs.
  4. #moonfruit rhymes with soon-toot.
  5. Yard sales amaze me. The fact that people will fork down dollar bills for my used shiz is awesome.
  6. @slynnro I even press it on old ladies.
  7. @HisBoysCanSwim I held my dirty baby.
  8. @__Jennifer__ me too. And by 8 pm tonight. I love holiday weekends.
  9. @kristabella agreed. Kathy Griffin and her mother=two of my favorite people.
  10. @whoorl I know a girl that dislocated her hip while in a rather compromising position.
  11. @Neilochka I don't even use that stuff. I'm a scaredy cat.
  12. I've been typing .cum all day instead of .com. Tomorrow it will be .nut instead of .net.
  13. RT @room704: #Moonfruit (.com) is giving away a MacBook Pro a day for 10 days to someone who tweets using the hashtag.
  14. @undomesticdiva probably you look like both.
  15. @TheHeatherB outcast at work.
  16. @rockdrool has anyone answered this question, because I was wondering the same.
  17. @undomesticdiva I listen to it at least every other day when I run.
  18. @JustOneMiss ow! ow!
  19. @undomesticdiva I can draw some for you in MS paint.
  20. @angievinez im not.