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Shamarvelous

  1. "@UnusuaIFacts: A lady once called 911 because her local McDonalds had ran out of McNuggets." Fat bitch wit a chin hair prolly #ha
  2. "@UnusuaIFacts: 437 questions are asked by a 4-year-old per day." #ha My son b 4 diz year we'll see
  3. "@UnusuaIFacts: Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes on her foot." I wouldn't fuckin her feet now #ha
  4. "@UnusuaIFacts: Out of all the divorces that happened in the world this year, 20% of them were Facebook's fault." Lol damn
  5. "@UnusuaIFacts: Each year, approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives." Lol
  6. "Numbers don't lie.....people do." (in my J voice) #Shamarvelous #smarvel #music #mixtape #olyish #studio #R instagr.am/p/La9IE6FMTX/
  7. How could tha lebrons cost dat much n he ain't even win a ring yet.....#jussayin
  8. So tha oldheadz said they tried 2 make me mad by bein 2 loud last night....it didnt work #ha letz play see y'all n a week #myturn #fuckers
  9. #Shamarvelous #caaalorwd #chyeeeah #bootygram #bootyshorts #bootywork #bootyoftheday #booty #bootylicious #b instagr.am/p/LXgbw3lMX-/
  10. "@UnusuaIFacts: The brain gets in shape by memorizing a good song." My brain must b on some alien shit then cauz my own music iz #heat
  11. "@UnusuaIFacts: The colder the room you sleep in, the better the chances are that you'll have a bad dream." Gotta try diz
  12. "@UnusuaIFacts: Sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women." I know diz
  13. "@UnusuaIFacts: You can survive longer without food, than you can without sleep."
  14. "@UnusuaIFacts: A person's ashes can be turned into a diamond." I Need proof
  15. "@UnusuaIFacts: You burn 26 calories in a one minute kiss." Wonderin how many caloriez u burn eatin tha pussy fa a hour or 2.....or 3 #ha
  16. @UnusuaIFacts Most laugh tracks for TV were recorded in the 1950s many of the people you hear laughing on shows today are dead. Die laughin'
  17. "@UnusuaIFacts: If you were to spell out numbers, you would you have to go until 1,000 until you would find the letter "A"." Datz funny
  18. "@UnusuaIFacts: It is impossible to kill yourself by holding your breath." #Ha