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  1. Did you know; Jerome Randle and Patrick Christopher were once arrested for sticking up two pedestrians by using a cell phone as a fake gun.
  2. Fat people who lose loads of weight deserve credit, but not as much as those who didn't let themselves get like that in the first place.
  3. What's with Ohio State's secrecy towards their player's birthdates? Come on now. Help a brother out.
  4. Still can't believe Darren Anderton hit the bloody post in extra time of the Euro 96 semi-final versus Germany. Damn you, Tampon.
  5. For those people who STILL haven't got the message, no I don't want to be signed up to your hip hop newsletters.
  6. Vassilis Spanoulis shoudl shave his neck beard and glue it back onto his bald patch.
  7. Random favourite college players of the week; Jon Diebler, Robert Sacre, Arinze Onuaku, Kenneth Faried.
  8. Ritual shouts made by home team's fans after every made free throw in a college basketball game = lame.
  9. Dee Brown - the older one - has a son called Anakin. True story.
  10. @jeskeets Oh, I see what you did there. No but really, though. It's like, woah.
  11. @jeskeets Has anybody ever told you that you look like Andy Rautins? http://bit.ly/6H555v
  12. @sligltd He's the Fresh Prince until further notice.
  13. Manny Harris' real first name is "Corperryale." You can see why he opted for a nickname.
  14. "YOU seem to have overlooked the Lé Crunch Red, the Granny Smith, and the sublime Golden Delicious."
  15. I need help, Britain. You all know of the following advert quote, but what the HELL was it advertising?
  16. I wonder if that's a prosecutable offense.
  17. The lesson here; if you're going to attach a picture of Kris Akabusi to your friend's car, be absolutely sure you've got the right car.
  18. @RealBillBailey They do that even when you're late. That's how they get you.
  19. I also wrote some highly negative things about Brandon Jennings, though. So don't be fooled into thinking that I know anything.
  20. Oh and this: "The following people are going to be second round steals: Blair, Young, Calathes, Mills, Green, Thornton and Budinger."