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  1. ITA RT @UpsideUp: #FF @anissamahew - Because maybe if *everybody* is following, she'll wake up to tell us all to get a life. 6:14 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  2. @JulieBouf I'm sorry for your loss xoxo 3:54 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to JulieBouf
  3. Is that thunder ? In November? Weird. 7:20 PM Nov 19th from web
  4. Unfortunately, his estimate was TWICE of the other guy so I made him some cocoa and called it a day. 12:49 PM Nov 19th from web
  5. I just had the nicest plumber come over. He labeled all my shut-off valves and got Eli's ball out from behind the dishwasher. 12:48 PM Nov 19th from web
  6. New Post by a talented new guest blogger! Come show him some love! http://goingofftheshallowen... 5:17 AM Nov 19th from web
  7. Support #@AnissaMayhew, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - http://bit.ly/2WCuun 5:25 PM Nov 18th from Twibbon
  8. I think my house is trying to kill me one drippy faucet and blown outlet at a time. Oh yeah, and it has a gun. 1:13 PM Nov 18th from web
  9. RT @FakeAPStylebook: When referring to someone with a Ph.D. as "doctor" immediately follow it with "but, you know, not a REAL doctor." 1:11 PM Nov 18th from web
  10. RT @TheBloggess: Also, I can't think of any coma jokes. Fuck, Anissa. You're ruining twitter for everyone. Wake up. #prayersforanissa 12:49 PM Nov 18th from web
  11. @auzeybreezy I think it's possible that I might never be productive again. 12:48 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to auzeybreezy
  12. A much needed laugh! RT @tarable: Money for nothing and your cats are free? http://bit.ly/3UgZrp 12:15 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  13. @JulieBouf How about: "We had a birthday party. It was fun." That's about the extent of my creativity today. 12:38 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to JulieBouf
  14. I think changing to PJs at 2:48 is a new low, even for me #BeSpringAlready 11:50 AM Nov 17th from web
  15. @waarons What does he know that we don't? And Happy Birthday! 8:20 AM Nov 17th from web in reply to waarons
  16. @auzeybreezy That makes one of us 8:16 AM Nov 17th from web in reply to auzeybreezy
  17. Just remembered why she never brings her 4 year old to Target. #Zoiks 6:33 AM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  18. Why did the Whole Foods lady tell me to avoid bananas to keep my kids healthy? I'm not joking, I want to know. #TwitterKnowsEverything 5:31 PM Nov 16th from web
  19. 10 reasons I'm not participating in NaManBoPlo http://goingofftheshallowen... 5:27 PM Nov 16th from web
  20. That was sarcasm, btw, cause I haven't posted in 3 weeks. I feel like with this kind of lapse, the post needs to be brilliant. It's just OK. 5:15 PM Nov 16th from web