ShakespeareSays
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The heavens hath opened and unleashed torrential floods upon me. A poncho! a poncho! my kingdom for a poncho!
1:35 PM Oct 21st
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Hark! Methinks Jon and Kate Plus 8 is done to death by slanderous tongue
2:49 PM Oct 1st
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Let's get it barded, Hark! Let's get it barded in here.
8:50 PM Jul 19th
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To the flaming sun let me be as wax and melt me in thou 90 degree heat.
1:03 PM Jun 23rd
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@ I hope thou wilt enjoy it!
12:00 PM Jun 18th
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Mayhaps a crunchy gel of grape, atop a slab of brown-ed bread, might my munchies ease.
10:02 AM Jun 17th
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Hark! The sonne hath banished the misting clouds; perchance I may lay out.
10:28 AM Jun 9th
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A hit, a very palpable hit.
Go-eth Sox!
1:44 PM May 21st
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Getting a massage. Ay, there's the rub.
10:20 AM May 18th
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Jove protect us, Elizabeth still the Queen! That dame be stronglivered.
9:51 PM May 14th
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Stew, thou art too saucy. More vegetables.
1:56 PM May 14th
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Brevity is the soul of
11:06 AM May 14th
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I will take up arms against this Ronald and his legion of jester like friends! Once more unto the breach!
8:04 AM May 7th
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. And some quit MacDonald's by deep frying the cash register. Woot.
8:17 PM May 6th
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Shouldst’ not have worked at MacDonald’s castle downtown. Parking is such sweet sorrow.
2:01 PM May 5th
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Mine manager hath refused to add McMutton-Leg to the Ducat Menu.
10:54 AM May 4th
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Out, out damn grease spot.
10:10 AM May 2nd
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MacDonalds not as expected. Scottish cuisine hath vastly changed.
8:13 PM May 1st
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Mine petition to the castle of MacDonald hath been accepted! Wouldst thou like fries with that?
2:44 PM May 1st
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My pension from the most righteous and noble King James hath not arrived nigh on 400 years. Whither might one seek employment?
10:27 AM May 1st
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