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  1. Me and @S1ainte are starting the 'I Hurt My Cervix' movement across America in honor of her father. Who's with us?
  2. Big Bad Voodoo Daddies and Chicken Parmesan. Life is good tonight. If only I had Merlot... Guess Grey Goose will have to due.
  3. @SavantRAREBREED I can't tell for fear of being burned at the feminine stake. :P
  4. RT @KlassyFucker: I love Brains, but I'm no zombie. Dumb girls make me sad about genetics, pretty doesn't mean smart unfortunetly.
  5. @violetblue You must elaborate. Interesting theory...ears are perked...
  6. I have let down women everywhere. I gave in. Damnit! Damnit! Forgive me. I'm weak.
  7. @kaspre Ha! I am an equal opportunity marketer...lol.
  8. New marketing campaign idea: Tampons. It's like having sex with a cotton penis. Just feel it swell inside you. <== Simply genius, no?
  9. @S1ainte Maybe cigarettes since you seem to be the dealer lately. ;)
  10. RT @LukeRomyn: A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, but a little head can be disasterous.
  11. Ugh! So what? We have a bunch of fat, yeast-infected people running around? http://www.npr.org/template...
  12. Tampons. It's like having sex with a cotton penis. Just feel it swell inside you.
  13. @Distortedview welcome to the cult!
  14. @AnsweroftheDay: What mode of transportation foregoes the need for bulky maps or any GPS device?
  15. @eddieizzard Cold...very cold...
  16. @SavantRAREBREED Who cares! lol
  17. @AntonioCastell I've been dancing off and on my entire life, but it's sporadic. Hard to find and keep a partner. :P
  18. Listening to a new hook by @SavantRAREBREED and generating mental rhymes...gathering the force of the lustful poet...
  19. @briandgregory Are you also craving a Twinkie? Make sure you don't shoot Bill Murray! lol
  20. @iamnotdiddy Kind of my feelings on chastity. ;)