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  1. @SavantRAREBREED I can't tell for fear of being burned at the feminine stake. :P
  2. RT @KlassyFucker: I love Brains, but I'm no zombie. Dumb girls make me sad about genetics, pretty doesn't mean smart unfortunetly.
  3. @violetblue You must elaborate. Interesting theory...ears are perked...
  4. I have let down women everywhere. I gave in. Damnit! Damnit! Forgive me. I'm weak.
  5. @kaspre Ha! I am an equal opportunity marketer...lol.
  6. New marketing campaign idea: Tampons. It's like having sex with a cotton penis. Just feel it swell inside you. <== Simply genius, no?
  7. @S1ainte Maybe cigarettes since you seem to be the dealer lately. ;)
  8. RT @LukeRomyn: A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, but a little head can be disasterous.
  9. Ugh! So what? We have a bunch of fat, yeast-infected people running around? http://www.npr.org/template...
  10. Tampons. It's like having sex with a cotton penis. Just feel it swell inside you.
  11. @Distortedview welcome to the cult!
  12. @AnsweroftheDay: What mode of transportation foregoes the need for bulky maps or any GPS device?
  13. @eddieizzard Cold...very cold...
  14. @SavantRAREBREED Who cares! lol
  15. @AntonioCastell I've been dancing off and on my entire life, but it's sporadic. Hard to find and keep a partner. :P
  16. Listening to a new hook by @SavantRAREBREED and generating mental rhymes...gathering the force of the lustful poet...
  17. @briandgregory Are you also craving a Twinkie? Make sure you don't shoot Bill Murray! lol
  18. @iamnotdiddy Kind of my feelings on chastity. ;)
  19. @AnaRevenant I have to keep them sated. The screams will annoy the neighbors. :)>
  20. @AnaRevenant I go between devouring them and locking them in a cage in the basement. Sometimes they are perfect little minions.