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Shaddownemesis

  1. #SometimesYouJustNeedTo throw your plate of food at the wall to let your wife know that it tastes like shit. about 10 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  2. #SometimesYouJustNeedTo order a pizza and pick it up urself to avoid that awkward moment with the delivery man when you're not going to tip. about 10 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  3. #SometimesYouJustNeedTo bang a fatty to appreciate your wife. about 10 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  4. #SometimesYouJustNeedTo smack the dumbest person in a crowd to let the other dummies who are hanging with him that it's not cool to be dumb. about 10 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  5. I got bad diarrhea. I think it's because your cooking is getting worse. #ISayThatAlot about 10 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  6. It's not HERpes when it's mine #ISayThatAlot about 10 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  7. My nipples are sore #ISayThatAlot about 10 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  8. This will be the last blunt I will ever smoke #ISayThatAlot about 10 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  9. This time I mean it #ISayThatAlot about 10 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  10. Do you have 5 bucks I can borrow? #ISayThatAlot To the pastor after church. about 10 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  11. I didn't see that coming at all #ISayThatAlot sarcastically when watching a predictable movie (twilight) with my wife. about 10 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  12. Is that mustache new?! #ISayThatAlot to my grandma. about 10 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  13. I don't know if you are aware of this, but this job sucks ass #ISayThatAlot to my boss. about 10 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  14. I can't believe it's not butter #ISayThatAlot out loud at church when it gets quiet. about 10 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  15. Ooooooh yeah! #ISayThatAlot in the Koolaide mans voice when i see that McDonalds is still serving breakfast. about 11 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  16. Taffy gives me the runs #ISayThatAlot about 11 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  17. Look! This bread is holy cause it's Jesus shaped #ISayThatAlot about 11 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  18. I ran my car threw the door at 7-11 again #ISayThatAlot to the 911 dispatcher. about 11 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  19. Keep on yelling and see how I kick your ass out this house! #ISayThatAlot to my 2 year old. about 11 hours ago via TweetList Pro
  20. It's not the TVs fault you're dumb as fuck #ISayThatAlot about 11 hours ago via TweetList Pro