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SgtAndyParsons

  1. @nero5193 haha I'm sure they wil! 9:48 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to nero5193
  2. @EthanA94 Ethan DM me your number and I'll call you on Monday if convenient for you. Sorry for delay in responding! 9:47 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EthanA94
  3. Sad day for me and many colleagues in Humberside today, as Inspector Barry Longstaff, goes off duty for the last time. Happy retirement Sir 2:45 AM May 25th via web
  4. Cool, I'm about to reach 2,500 followers! See the rest of my stats at Twitter Counter: twtr.to/80km 10:27 AM May 4th via The Visitor Widget
  5. @JohnTarbet71 morning John, you too. Off to the smoke again. 3:46 AM Apr 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JohnTarbet71
  6. If you like police humour follow @alfiemoore alfiemoore.com/standup/tour Humberside stand up! 1:22 PM Apr 5th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @nero5193 @watto6108 I'm confused now, but then it is easily done. 11:56 AM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to nero5193
  8. @Watto6108 because there's a doting great high pressure system sitting right over us.... Or it could be due to the refraction of light etc 11:13 AM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Watto6108
  9. @flibberdigibert good man! Beautiful day for it too. Enjoy your rest 8:18 AM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to flibberdigibert
  10. @TheCustodySgt yep. Murphy's law cuts in and overrides any logic or mathematical reality 8:17 AM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheCustodySgt
  11. @JohnTarbet71 @sgtjamesmain anyhow, what are they James? 8:10 AM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JohnTarbet71
  12. @flibberdigibert very impressive but I would expect nothing less. Leave today? Thanks 8:10 AM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to flibberdigibert
  13. @hurricane1947 indeed. Will let you know when I find out! 8:09 AM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to hurricane1947
  14. @SgtJamesMain @johntarbet71 sorry James I couldn't resist. 8:08 AM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SgtJamesMain
  15. @LOFer as are you - my last should have said aren't not ate. #bloomingtypos 8:08 AM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LOFer
  16. @flibberdigibert because you lack the inhibitions a cream carpet would instil in you & accordingly are more slap hazard - or you're drunk 8:00 AM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to flibberdigibert
  17. @LOFer thanks Shaun very kind of you 7:58 AM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LOFer
  18. @nero5193 Watto has never stopped... 7:58 AM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to nero5193
  19. @JohnTarbet71 @sgtjamesmain I didn't know black lace had done 8 songs, so nope frayed knot 7:57 AM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JohnTarbet71
  20. @hurricane1947 oooh not sure on that one. Would guess at hefty, £1000 perhaps? 7:56 AM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to hurricane1947