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  1. "Yo' economy" is the new "Yo' mama..." -- Yo' economy's so bad, you can't afford to pay your heating bill. (I never said it would be funny.)7:31 AM Jan 15th from twhirl
  2. "Fired"and "Laid Off"mean exactly the same thing when you're cleaning your gun.11:17 AM Dec 12th, 2008 from twhirl
  3. Sex Hoagie Episode #21: Taint Misbehavin' (http://is.gd/aPXo)5:53 AM Dec 9th, 2008 from twhirl
  4. Prototype version of the robot that will one day tear your children from your arms, shrieking: http://is.gd/9J6x7:22 AM Dec 1st, 2008 from twhirl
  5. Everybody run! THE GAYS ARE COMING!!!! (http://tinyurl.com/gayscoming)6:07 AM Nov 20th, 2008 from twhirl
  6. I hate Mondays. But I hate Garfield more. So I'm tempted to like Mondays just to piss him off. Also, I urinated in his lasagna.10:12 AM Nov 17th, 2008 from twhirl
  7. When an office mate points out how much our office is like a Dilbert strip, I want to remove their face skin and wear it as underwear.12:36 PM Nov 14th, 2008 from twhirl
  8. All aboard the TIME TRAIN baby!! (http://tinyurl.com/hoagie18)9:23 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from twhirl
  9. Typical - A black man taking a white man's job. Thank God!! (http://tinyurl.com/5n5jey)7:35 AM Nov 5th, 2008 from twhirl
  10. The Sex Hoagie Halloween episode will keep you up all night... with severe cramping and diarrhea. (http://tinyurl.com/sh017).5:36 AM Oct 31st, 2008 from twhirl
  11. Don't fret, Sex Hoagie fans. A special Halloween episode is on its way this weekend!8:23 AM Oct 28th, 2008 from twhirl
  12. I think McCain is a stinking corpse.7:27 PM Oct 7th, 2008 from twhirl
  13. Little Pookie, you're obese. That's what's wrong. You make me sick, pig. http://tinyurl.com/3w2oog11:02 AM Oct 7th, 2008 from twhirl
  14. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with Little Pookie? http://tinyurl.com/3w2oog10:53 AM Oct 7th, 2008 from twhirl
  15. With Taintbook, you can add someone to your taint list and move them closer to the balls or anus to indicate the status of your relationship7:58 AM Oct 7th, 2008 from twhirl
  16. My new social networking tool 'Taintbook' has yet to take off.7:03 AM Oct 7th, 2008 from twhirl
  17. Helicopter Balls! It's Sex Hoagie #14: http://tinyurl.com/sh0147:26 AM Sep 29th, 2008 from web
  18. It's 'Talk Like a Pirate Day.' I prefer 'Rape Like a Pirate Day.'6:05 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from twhirl
  19. It's6:05 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from twhirl
  20. We interviewed a man with two buttholes for episode 11. It was horrific. Please listen next week for the full, awful details.9:42 AM Sep 12th, 2008 from twhirl