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SethMacFarlane

  1. “Shower the people you love with love” has gotta be the dirtiest of the James Taylor lyrics.
  2. Mitt Romney’s favorite vid on YouPorn is of this one guy laying off a whole factory of hot chicks.
  3. @SpikeTV #GUYSCHOICE smilebooth.com/guyschoice/201…
  4. AP: Greece Defaults On International Debt, Gifts EU With Giant Wooden Horse
  5. Guys, my dad’s coming over, so let’s clean up the tweets for the next little while, okay?
  6. “The world is under siege and can only be saved by strong white Americans.” --KKK and/or “The Avengers”
  7. Restaurant servers consistently oversell the hotness of the plate.
  8. Meet @Mark_Wahlberg at the #TED premiere. bit.ly/M3r3WY It’s all for charity, but still, please no touching his chest.
  9. I challenge the makers of "Battleship" to follow it up with "Backgammon", "Yahtzee", "Boggle", and "Sorry!"
  10. The medical marijuana crackdown is a major hardship for my friends who have fake glaucoma.
  11. Here it is-- the Emmy ad the trades refused to run lockerz.com/s/212875617
  12. 4 out of 5 burnt-out astronomers agree: Jupiter is the fattest fuck in the solar system.
  13. Peter Dinklage kicks ass. Here endeth the lesson.
  14. I wonder if she knows she's on camera. lockerz.com/s/212474099
  15. At UN cocktail parties, I bet no one wants to get stuck chatting with the Haiti guy.
  16. Once upon a time there was a girl named Snow White who lived in a beautiful forest, and always had a vague look of numb disinterest.