SethMacFarlane
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“Shower the people you love with love” has gotta be the dirtiest of the James Taylor lyrics.
about 16 hours ago
via Echofon
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Mitt Romney’s favorite vid on YouPorn is of this one guy laying off a whole factory of hot chicks.
about 19 hours ago
via Echofon
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about 20 hours ago
via Tiny Tweets
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LaForge here...
1:49 PM Jun 2nd
via Twittelator
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AP: Greece Defaults On International Debt, Gifts EU With Giant Wooden Horse
about 24 hours ago
via Echofon
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Guys, my dad’s coming over, so let’s clean up the tweets for the next little while, okay?
9:02 AM Jun 2nd
via Echofon
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“The world is under siege and can only be saved by strong white Americans.” --KKK and/or “The Avengers”
8:58 AM Jun 2nd
via Echofon
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Restaurant servers consistently oversell the hotness of the plate.
11:43 AM Jun 1st
via Echofon
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Meet @ at the premiere. It’s all for charity, but still, please no touching his chest.
10:37 AM Jun 1st
via Echofon
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The TiVo description for "Paranormal Activity" should read, "A woman spends an hour and a half yelling at a guy distractingly named Micah".
9:35 PM May 30th
via Echofon
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I challenge the makers of "Battleship" to follow it up with "Backgammon", "Yahtzee", "Boggle", and "Sorry!"
8:54 PM May 30th
via Echofon
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The medical marijuana crackdown is a major hardship for my friends who have fake glaucoma.
8:14 PM May 29th
via Echofon
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I'm concerned that the upcoming election isn't focusing enough on summer movies.
8:43 AM May 29th
via web
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Here it is-- the Emmy ad the trades refused to run
12:09 PM May 29th
via Echofon
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4 out of 5 burnt-out astronomers agree: Jupiter is the fattest fuck in the solar system.
11:06 AM May 29th
via Echofon
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Peter Dinklage kicks ass. Here endeth the lesson.
10:10 PM May 27th
via Echofon
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I wonder if she knows she's on camera.
9:04 PM May 27th
via Echofon
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When someone tells me about a book they've read, I pretentiously say, "Oh, I don't even own a book."
1:24 PM May 16th
via Twitter for iPhone
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At UN cocktail parties, I bet no one wants to get stuck chatting with the Haiti guy.
7:30 PM May 26th
via Echofon
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Once upon a time there was a girl named Snow White who lived in a beautiful forest, and always had a vague look of numb disinterest.
7:14 PM May 26th
via Echofon
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