SerpaeTetra
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My neighbor stole my doormat and put it in front if his door. At least now I won't have to throw it out if and when I ever move.
10:17 AM Oct 25th
from web
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Per NBC news, experts are puzzled by the large number of WSU students staying home & reporting swine flu-like symptoms. Seriously, experts?
6:57 PM Sep 8th
from web
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@ What I want to know is why they gave a heart to someone with diabetes and cancer. He must have been white.
2:42 PM Sep 2nd
from Echofon
in reply to huntsbergerjunk
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Can Weeds get any worse? It's not a rhetorical question. I really want to know. Can it? Oh, I'm just kidding, it's a rhetorical question.
8:16 PM Sep 1st
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Kicked off Project Runway for his poultry-inspired design, Malvin opined that he was "too conceptual for America." You and me both, Malvin.
10:01 PM Aug 30th
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Back in San Diego where it's an unbearable 90 degrees. Unbearable because my sunny apt has no A/C. Luckily, it does have margarita fixins.
1:58 PM Aug 29th
from Echofon
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My ex-boyfriend was supposed to pick me up for dinner an hour ago. But I'm going to pretend not to be furious. You know, to punish him.
6:48 PM Aug 27th
from Echofon
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I see it all from my room 27 stories above Union Square. I hear it all through open windows. Cities are peaceful from the right height.
6:36 PM Aug 27th
from Echofon
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The $125 spent at Michael Mina was totally worth it. I always suspected fois gras tasted like graham crackers and I was right.
10:57 PM Aug 26th
from Echofon
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Spent $125 at Michael Mina only to discover he was not on Top Chef Masters.
10:52 PM Aug 26th
from Echofon
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Waiting in the international wing of SFO for a friend who flew Virgin from LA. Some Swedes confused me for one of their own. Awesome.
4:23 PM Aug 26th
from Echofon
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Taking United flight 468 to San Francisco. If my plane goes down, tell my mother ... oh, you know the drill.
12:24 PM Aug 26th
from Echofon
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My friend notes that despite my acerbic personality I'm very friendly to strangers. But that's because I don't know how much they suck.
5:54 PM Aug 23rd
from Echofon
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In the sun I see flecks of silver on my skin. Perhaps they're minerals in my sweat or chemicals in my sunscreen. Either way, I like them.
3:52 PM Aug 23rd
from Echofon
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Unless you live somewhere with winter, your Uggs are providing a hot, wet, filthy place for bacteria to grow. You disgust me, Hollywood.
3:11 PM Aug 23rd
from Echofon
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I realize I'm no slave to fashion, but I really wish people in SoCal would stop wearing scarves in August. Or ever.
3:02 PM Aug 23rd
from Echofon
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The light rain has upset my coworkers. I haven't lived in San Diego all my life so I can manage this crude display of nature's wrath.
2:52 PM Aug 21st
from Echofon
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If I could have only one obsessive-compulsive disorder, I think I'd go with animal hoarding.
1:20 PM Aug 21st
from Echofon
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I just said gran was from Tallahassee, but she was from Chattanooga. Either I confused Muskogean words or discovered I'm a compulsive liar.
1:19 PM Aug 21st
from Echofon
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Four of my coworkers are discussing the fact that it's 80 in August. I like coming to work because it reinforces my belief that I'm awesome.
12:34 PM Aug 21st
from Echofon
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- Bio I have a charming Southern accent, a law degree and a great pair of wireless headphones. I like puppy dogs and bunny rabbits. I wish rainbows were real.
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