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  1. What essentials should I take on my trip to Frankfurt tomorrow? (via @ephemeraldog) 1: Sausages less than 20 seconds ago from Tweetie
  2. elbow fan? (via @bobscott) Yes. It gets rid of my elbow grease 5 minutes ago from Tweetie
  3. How will you celebrate me reaching 1million followers today? (via @steveagee) I will slaughter 1m bacteria. 5 minutes ago from Tweetie
  4. How do you make Blackberry Jam? (via @onemancrusade) Press a ton of buttons at once. 10 minutes ago from Tweetie
  5. For a short time, I will answer your questions. 14 minutes ago from Tweetie
  6. Good evening. 16 minutes ago from Tweetie
  7. RT @Glinner: (via @stephenfry) Serious note: Friends & family v worried about Miriam http://j.mp/3BAoMA missing since Tues. 26 minutes ago from TweetDeck
  8. The most romantic UFO movie has to be the classic Brief Encounter of the Third Kind. about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
  9. RT @MKupperman: The new TV series "Flash Forward" is full of useful advice for flashers. about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
  10. @Briggsyram no. about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Briggsyram
  11. @ZombieBoySam zing! about 12 hours ago from web in reply to ZombieBoySam
  12. Check my timeline for last night's gags if you missed em. about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
  13. @ebertchicago Dear Roger! Thank you for your kind words about me in your review of Couples Retreat. I'm flattered! Px about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to ebertchicago
  14. @elizasmummy not really... I do read all the questions though, I promise about 14 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to elizasmummy
  15. Good morning. about 15 hours ago from Tweetie
  16. @DHammarskjold haha! None at all!! Fantastic. about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  17. @zomgmouse @MJMcKean I never made that joke! Wish I had though. about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  18. Thank you, you've been a great audience. I love you all! X 3:31 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  19. Salvador Dali Lama - "We must free Tibet, by masturbating onto ants." 3:23 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  20. The Annoying Hobbit by GRR Tolkien 3:15 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie