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  1. Road head really takes the edge off the morning commute. So thanks to the couple in the white Mustang, I barely noticed the traffic. 10:45 AM Nov 3rd, 2009 from web
  2. My biggest failure? Hmm… probably… my inability to resist farting in open car windows. Biggest success? Open car window-farting awareness. 1:53 PM Nov 2nd, 2009 from web
  3. On this special Daylight Savings holiday I slept in an extra hour on top of the extra hour and dropped Franklins on some women of leisure. 2:14 PM Nov 1st, 2009 from web
  4. Yes. I have a crush on your lady. Just being honest. Besides you're the one that said we should share more, Dad. REMEMBER?! 7:04 PM Oct 31st, 2009 from web
  5. Hey everyone the video's back up. We salute @gruber's efforts to bring back the two-handed Eff You salute. http://bit.ly/318co2 1:19 PM Oct 31st, 2009 from web
  6. You know. Word to the wise. Take you jherri curl wig off before not after. Call my lawyer. 1:02 AM Oct 31st, 2009 from Birdhouse
  7. In my finest polyester. Neck-kercief? Tight. 9 months after my next turn at Guitar Hero, the population on this block doubles… Destiny. 10:06 PM Oct 30th, 2009 from Birdhouse
  8. Hey @gruber, we made something for you http://bit.ly/318co2 10:07 AM Oct 30th, 2009 from web
  9. I'd pay good money to see a committee try and slaughter a pig. By 'pay good money' I mean my money's on the pig. 1:25 PM Oct 29th, 2009 from web
  10. I misspelled 'hiccup' 'hick-up' which is incorrect. A hick-up is actually an informal meeting of Tea Party "Patriots" and Birthers. 10:19 AM Oct 29th, 2009 from web
  11. The practice of masturbating face down to put unsafe pressure on the penis is called Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome (TMS) or Glenn Becking. 9:25 PM Oct 27th, 2009 from web
  12. A Dirty Sanchez is as meaningful as this relationship gets. You knew this going in. 1:22 PM Oct 27th, 2009 from web
  13. Sometimes I gather all my wool sweaters, canvas jackets and corduroy pants into a big ball and pretend I'm snuggling @jasonpermenter. 10:38 AM Oct 27th, 2009 from web
  14. I feel like I'm coming down with something… nope. Just another meeting. 10:13 AM Oct 27th, 2009 from Birdfeed
  15. 2009 Blueberry Pop Tart: Subtle notes of despair round out a complex melange of sweatpants, Wal*Mart late shifts and disappointing children. 10:12 AM Oct 26th, 2009 from web
  16. When it rains in Washington, you can really tell how many Californians are on the road. 9:56 AM Oct 26th, 2009 from web
  17. Sexy Blasian Norman Fell 11:45 PM Oct 24th, 2009 from web
  18. What. A. Dick. http://bit.ly/2MCCE8 5:23 PM Oct 24th, 2009 from web
  19. Big black guy named Tiny. "Yeahhh!" #favoriteminorcharacters 4:53 PM Oct 24th, 2009 from Birdfeed
  20. My dog must have eaten a baby arm. That's the only exlaination for what she did in the park today. It stopped the kids' soccer game. Swear. 1:35 PM Oct 24th, 2009 from Birdhouse