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  1. Guys. It's simple. You have to *get* AIDS in order to *give* AIDS.
  2. Yeah. Me and food go way back.
  3. Something about roasted garlic that makes me want to fuck it with my mouth. Probably because I know I won't be gettin' any later.
  4. In most states, Texas would be too retarded to execute.
  5. My condolences and thoughts go to the friends& families of the four Lakewood, WA. police officers that were gunned down this morning. Peace.
  6. With all the political correctness and special rights, you'd think that minorities could actually get away with crimes they didn't commit.
  7. If you wanted that bottle of whiskey to last longer than last night you shouldn't have let me marry your daughter, guy.
  8. Remember how after losing a tooth, the tooth fairy used to leave little Disaronno shooters under your pillow? I miss that.
  9. I can tell it's the holidays because I'm half drunk and rather uncomfortable where this dinner conversation is going. j/k I'm hammered.
  10. Sweets just grabbed the back of my head and spit whiskey into my mouth and said "Now that's a whiskey shot." And how.
  11. you mean to tell me that all these kids got different daddies? so can i get them digits or what?
  12. The thing that scares me about prison is that I know a lot of the inmates' wives, girlfriends and daughters through craigslist. Awkwarrrd.
  13. I prefer the term "Uprising Friday."
  14. I'm the Usain Bolt of Thanksgiving DInner. Absolutely dominant but people will always wonder if I'm doping.
  15. Looks like I'm not the only player on the Detroit Lions that forgot we had a game today.
  16. That pie isn't the only thing that's getting baked today.
  17. I just finished breakfast and in a few hours will have dinner. I am thankful for a day that reminds me of my sophomore year of college.
  18. The commercial breaks during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade are redundant.
  19. Mint Juleps to all, and to all, a good night.
  20. Thanksgiving always reminds me of the time I woke up covered in gold paint and wearing nothing but a Mickey's Bigmouth bottle. Family… heh.