SeoulBrother
- Hey! Whiskey rhymes with kiss me!
I'm like a kid over here.6:43 PM Nov 8th from Birdhouse
- You know how I know you're gay? You watch The View with your pants on.4:20 PM Nov 8th from Birdhouse
- Ikea TVs suck.2:12 PM Nov 8th from Birdhouse
- PRO TIP: it's "happily ever after." There are no happy endings in the Enchanted Kingdom.
English can be so funny, officer.3:05 PM Nov 7th from Birdhouse
- @ the last time I heard that, you said you were going to get my b-day present. That was 10 years ago. Don't break my heart again.1:52 PM Nov 7th from Birdfeed in reply to alanapost
- I like when Disney characters do those little hip-hop moves because FUCK THAT SHIT I AM NOT A CHILD. I AM A MAN.12:42 PM Nov 7th from Birdfeed
- Gurrrl, I know exactly what'choo mean. I pushed an 11MB movie via iPhone tethering on the AT&T and got the stretch marks to prove it.12:15 AM Nov 7th from web
- I do enjoy seeing mountains at dusk from 30,000 ft. It reminds me of that time Thomas Kincade showed your mom why he's the Master of Light.10:48 AM Nov 6th from Birdhouse
- Only Disney can bring you the maaagic of a shopping mall food court to what we call a resort. Experience the lie.9:46 AM Nov 6th from Birdhouse
- At the Happiest Place on Earth drinking alone as Michael Jackson plays a joint called Rick's Lounge.
Don't hate the playa cuz he's crying.9:09 PM Nov 5th from Birdfeed
- Happy Birthday @ and @! I got one of you a new Rally Bra and the other a 20-pack of D-cell Energizers. You figure it out.7:57 PM Nov 5th from web
- "So I floss BEFORE wiping my butt? And the nipple clamps are for what again? Do I take my shoes off now?"
Airport security could be better.12:31 PM Nov 5th from Birdhouse
- Bumper sticker: how did the Twin Towers come down so fast?
I kept yelling "Ralph's bad knees!" but the stupid hippie didn't get it either.11:57 AM Nov 5th from Birdhouse
- "All this cock about tookie dough is making me… wait."10:05 PM Nov 4th from Birdhouse
- Jeter is getting so much A-Rod tonight.8:50 PM Nov 4th from Birdhouse
- Like a gunshot a tire on an 18-wheeler 1 lane over exploded. Everyone's OK & it answered a question I had just before "Is this just a fart?"5:51 PM Nov 4th from web
- Hey @, Demanding an apology is like demanding oral favors. You might get it but nobody is satisfied in the end.
(I hate puns)2:20 PM Nov 4th from web
- Good to see that my flop-sweat glands still work.4:03 PM Nov 3rd from web
- I hate to get all geopolitical but Waziristan is a lost cause. We'll never catch Wario.
Remember to vote today.1:19 PM Nov 3rd from Birdhouse
- Really, this morning's impromptu commute-porn wasn't graphic. It was more like the really sexy part in the Star Trek Tribbles episode.11:57 AM Nov 3rd from web
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