SeoulBrother
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Guys. It's simple. You have to *get* AIDS in order to *give* AIDS.
about 4 hours ago
from web
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Yeah. Me and food go way back.
about 21 hours ago
from web
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Something about roasted garlic that makes me want to fuck it with my mouth. Probably because I know I won't be gettin' any later.
about 21 hours ago
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In most states, Texas would be too retarded to execute.
8:32 AM Nov 30th
from Birdhouse
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My condolences and thoughts go to the friends& families of the four Lakewood, WA. police officers that were gunned down this morning. Peace.
10:51 PM Nov 29th
from Birdfeed
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With all the political correctness and special rights, you'd think that minorities could actually get away with crimes they didn't commit.
5:08 PM Nov 29th
from Birdhouse
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If you wanted that bottle of whiskey to last longer than last night you shouldn't have let me marry your daughter, guy.
2:43 PM Nov 29th
from Birdhouse
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Remember how after losing a tooth, the tooth fairy used to leave little Disaronno shooters under your pillow? I miss that.
10:16 AM Nov 29th
from Birdhouse
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I can tell it's the holidays because I'm half drunk and rather uncomfortable where this dinner conversation is going. j/k I'm hammered.
8:13 PM Nov 28th
from Birdhouse
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Sweets just grabbed the back of my head and spit whiskey into my mouth and said "Now that's a whiskey shot."
And how.
6:40 PM Nov 28th
from Birdhouse
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you mean to tell me that all these kids got different daddies? so can i get them digits or what?
4:11 PM Nov 28th
from Birdhouse
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The thing that scares me about prison is that I know a lot of the inmates' wives, girlfriends and daughters through craigslist. Awkwarrrd.
12:34 PM Nov 28th
from Birdhouse
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I prefer the term "Uprising Friday."
12:38 PM Nov 27th
from web
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I'm the Usain Bolt of Thanksgiving DInner.
Absolutely dominant but people will always wonder if I'm doping.
7:02 PM Nov 26th
from Birdhouse
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Looks like I'm not the only player on the Detroit Lions that forgot we had a game today.
1:54 PM Nov 26th
from Birdfeed
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That pie isn't the only thing that's getting baked today.
12:34 PM Nov 26th
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I just finished breakfast and in a few hours will have dinner.
I am thankful for a day that reminds me of my sophomore year of college.
12:28 PM Nov 26th
from web
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The commercial breaks during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade are redundant.
11:34 AM Nov 26th
from Birdfeed
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Mint Juleps to all, and to all, a good night.
8:48 PM Nov 25th
from Birdfeed
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Thanksgiving always reminds me of the time I woke up covered in gold paint and wearing nothing but a Mickey's Bigmouth bottle.
Family… heh.
2:51 PM Nov 25th
from Birdhouse
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