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SenorMelendez

  1. @fostertheRobert @castor_troy_21 don't be scared bro...he probably just wants your dick mane!!or dingaling whatevs, just wear protection! 2:09 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for Android in reply to fostertheRobert
  2. Where are you going bro?? "Going by bus to Maryland for a week " ... for what?? "To bang my girlfriend!!" -the element of surprise!! 4:29 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android
  3. @Ryguy_05 che' Rocksteady that weird mofo haha 8:54 AM May 28th via web in reply to Ryguy_05
  4. @Ohlookitskris yeah buddy I saw everything Cain fucked up Bigfoot son!! 10:54 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android in reply to Ohlookitskris
  5. That wasn't a Ufc match....that was Mooooortaaaalll Kombaaaaaatttt!! (Que Techno) 8:35 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  6. @Ohlookitskris Boooow!! 8:17 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android in reply to Ohlookitskris
  7. @Ohlookitskris like a boss!! 4:34 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android in reply to Ohlookitskris
  8. @castor_troy_21 @Adansote You're Not God Bro!! youtube.com/watch?feature=… 12:09 PM May 25th via web
  9. @tony_salazar The Sperm bank will be up to their necks in specimen jars... 7:07 PM May 23rd via web in reply to tony_salazar
  10. on.cc.com/JEONxP @castor_troy_21 @Adansote @Ryguy_05 @fostertheRobert we need this level of intensity 7:04 PM May 23rd via web
  11. @tony_salazar crept into the twitterspere like a discreet albino ninja....was looking forward to G.I. Joe...#talkaboutblueballs 6:56 PM May 23rd via web in reply to tony_salazar
  12. @tony_salazar Effin' 3d lovin', beret wearin', crepe eatin' Europeans!! 6:44 PM May 23rd via web in reply to tony_salazar
  13. Made it to the island with a full tank....what sorcery is this 4:21 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
  14. I remember when Rihanna was like Hey mista dj song pon de replay, now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties... 1:55 AM May 21st via web
  15. @castor_troy_21 @Adansote Isaacs trying to live his fantasies through me,I said nah homes and I pimp slapped Bailey just to prove my point!! 1:01 AM May 19th via Twitter for Android
  16. @Adansote @castor_troy_21 wey Isaac's keeps talking bout DAMNNN when my nigga Arab gets here, shits goin down my throat!! 12:52 AM May 19th via Twitter for Android
  17. @Adansote @castor_troy_21 Isaac wants to see dudes blow you....awkward... 12:15 AM May 19th via Twitter for Android
  18. @fostertheRobert @castor_troy_21 get off Kobe's sack!! 12:09 AM May 19th via Twitter for Android
  19. @elmannyoso shots in the hub manana!! 3:19 AM May 17th via web
  20. @castor_troy_21 hit the weight roo-uh hit the jacuzzi son!! 12:07 PM May 16th via web in reply to castor_troy_21