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SenSweeney

  1. God as my witness shit will rain down from heaven on the rutger's researchers who said to use coffee as sunscreen bit.ly/qNfKBD
  2. Bandages all over my belly. Dr says no suspenders for a couple days & @LtGovGuadagno, ur gonna have to stop trying to brush up against me
  3. RUTGERS FUCKWITS THOUGHT I WAS FUCKIN W YOU ON THE PENSION & BENNIES BUILL U JUST WAIT TILL I GET SOME ICE ON MY BELLY bit.ly/qNfKBD
  4. GOD DAMN IT I EVEN PYT SUGAR IN THE COFFEE. SOMEBODY SHOW ME THE WISE ASSES SAID COFFEE CD BE UYSED AS SUN SCREEN bit.ly/qNfKBD
  5. OHHH HAIRY SHITBALLS MY NIPPLES ARE ON FIRE bit.ly/qNfKBD
  6. Just gonna take the ol 'spenders off here and get a cup of coffee... bit.ly/qNfKBD
  7. Hmm. Pour coffee on my skin for sunscreen, eh? Well, the clouds are going away and I am gettin a little hot bit.ly/qNfKBD
  8. Sometimes when I wake up at night and I'm tired I pee sitting down #justsayin
  9. I-I-I wanna go-o-o all the way-ay-ay Takin out my freak tonight. I-I-I waanna show-ow-ow all the dirt-irt-irt I got runnin thru my miiiiind
  10. @BossNorcross Is that kind of like Harry and the Hendersons? Man how awesome is that movie?
  11. @BossNorcross Yay!!!! Are you gonna take me to the beach this weekend w my wingies and my shovel an build sandcastels w me? @BronxZoosCodey
  12. Life's a beach and then you marry one, eh @GovChristie? Right? Am I right?
  13. 1 a these isnt like the other, 1 a these doesnt blong. Can u tell what 1 isnt like th others by th time I finsh my song bit.ly/nHGVtb
  14. Hey, uhhh, just to be safe, let's not do any live interviews on camera today bit.ly/o2HXjT @Fox29Philly
  15. Jokes abt who was on top and who was on bottom are really insensitive, people. nj.com/news/index.ssf…
  16. When you get down to it, I'm really just a guy who believes in good, open, honest government bit.ly/qLAK5J
  17. I want gummint as clean as a dolkphin's butthole http://bit.ly/r06O68 #imcleaninupJerseyfuckers
  18. @PolitickerNJ I'm gonna give you five fucking minuts to fix this, jerkoffs bit.ly/r1P7vQ
  19. Anybody else hearing the chatter that it might be me to primary that right-wing President Obama? @boldprogressive thedc.com/quHgSr
  20. @PolitickerNJ I'm gonna go ahead and tlel you right now that if I end up a loser this week over this AFL-CIO shit your name is gonna be mud