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SelinaKyleNet

  1. "If it's important, you'll find a way. If it isn't, you'll find an excuse."
  2. "If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my dog."
  3. "Please accept my apology - I forgot you were an idiot."
  4. "My sense of humour may hurt your feelings. I suggest you get over it."
  5. "I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe."
  6. "If anything I post offends you, please bring it to my attention so I can delete you off my friends list."
  7. "Some people just need a hi-five. In the face. With a chair."
  8. "If a man's home is his castle, HE can learn to clean it."
  9. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! Who will be participating in the Black Friday festivities?
  10. "I procrastinate so I'll have something to do tomorrow."
  11. "Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring so I go back to being me."
  12. "Wipe your mouth - there's still a tiny bit of bullsh!t around your lips."
  13. "I don't have an attitude. I have a personality you can't handle."
  14. Congrats! So very happy for you!!!! <3 RT @heatherATTACK Who just got a job? THIS GIRL!
  15. It certainly has been! RT @MeinTotesHerz looking frwd to Thurs, bc I might b talking 2 @SelinaKyleNet again Its been way, way, way too long
  16. Hey, gorgeous! Hope u've been doing well! xoxo RT @retrofatale @SelinaKyleNet glad to see you posting...miss you!
  17. Refer to my previous tweet, lol. RT @DreamerFan82 @SelinaKyleNet Hi Selina! How are you doing?
  18. "I'm outta bed and I made it to the keyboard. What more do you want?"
  19. "The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity."
  20. "I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign."