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  1. @Mom101 Oh. My. God. Recipe please. I don't care what you have to do to her to get the recipe out of her.
  2. @skydiver Silly. Everybody knows Menorahs don't grow on farms. They're raised in nurseries. Strict climate control.
  3. The Ass is poking around inside the walls w/a metal hanger trying 2 run a wire. I had to beg him 2 turn the electricity off. Should end well
  4. I somehow missed showering yesterday, w/all the line waiting & cooking & baking & eating. Heading upstairs for a loooooong shower.
  5. @justwannawrite Yup, the one & only. Refused to let me use his real name but wouldn't pick one, so he became The Ass. I warned him...
  6. @Neilochka Ignore me. I was just making a more raunchy reference. I blame it on eating too much pie.
  7. http://twitpic.com/r63op - Lazy mornings are perfect for fruit designs! 2 rainbows & a butterfly, BTW
  8. @Neilochka Hamster? Really? Is that the small animal it should be? Why is my mind even deeper into the gutter than yours? Goodnight!
  9. @bberrymom Thanks! & what holiday is it NOT appropriate to wear a leotard? :-)
  10. Well, that was a full day: waited in line, cooked, cooked, baked, ate, sat & watched TV, ate, washed dishes, checked twitter. Goodnight!
  11. @bberrymom I try to make as many things as possible that all cook at 350 - makes it so much easier. That turkey screws it up. :-)
  12. @bberrymom Yeah, & if it's not TGiving or Christmas u don't have to wait in line for 3 hours to get it! :-)
  13. @bberrymom Not too many places fry them. That's the only way Jive Turkey prepares them, that's their thing year-round.
  14. So, who's thankful they won't have to read my tweets about deep-fried turkeys for another year? :-)
  15. @bberrymom ...deep-fried turkey heats for an hour at 250, & nothing else cooks at only 250!
  16. @bberrymom To be honest, it makes cooking a little harder - at least a reg. turkey can bake w/the potatoes & rolls & stuffing, but the...
  17. @bberrymom We discovered deep-fried turkey when we lived in Buffalo & those home turkey-frying kits became popular & burned some houses down
  18. @QueenOfTheRoad Apple - my favorite. Although I think The Ass would have liked yours better. He ate his pie w/praline ice cream.
  19. @calandro5 You too! I hope you had a great one.
  20. @momfluential Thanks! It really was. Wish I had made two. The kids didn't want any so we could have each had our own pie. :-)