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  1. @MarinkaNYC @Stimey Well, I also pay my son to negotiate for me, because he's good at it. So you'll have to contact him.
  2. I know! @Stimey The NYTimes commenters also had a huge problem w/me making my sweaty smelly son wear deodorant! http://tinyurl.com/cdp9v2
  3. :-) @Stimey @musingsfromme The NYTimes commenters beat up on me pretty good, but it works. We still do it. http://tinyurl.com/5sbdus
  4. @rainnwilson Grill something.
  5. @Stimey I pay mine not 2 bicker. Seriously. I pay 4 no other behavior but this 1, because it's so hard to punish. Too many tiny infractions.
  6. @ToThink Are you kidding me? Where are details? OMG, now I'm nervous about what to wear! Shit, must go shopping. Freaking out! Breathe...
  7. RT @ToThink: Squee! RT @QueenofSpain: oooh so we've got Tim Gunn at the BlogHer expo floor and CARSON from Queer Eye at the Nikon booth
  8. @ThatKevinSmith OK, see, now if I see you on set in Bklyn this is all I'll be able to think about.
  9. @Momspective Isn't it crazy that we've never met? You know you've got a good online relationship going when you forget you've never met!
  10. @daisy3_2 Well then, as a lover of bacon bits, I'm in!
  11. @Momspective Sometimes the obvious needs to be said.
  12. @hodgman I've found that the key to a successful nap is to GET OFF OF TWITTER!
  13. @JenniferPerillo I will make sure to let you know!
  14. @NYCityMama If it says in reply to, click on that, & and it will open a new column!
  15. @daisy3_2 Well, if I wasn't a vegetarian, & flossed my teeth on a regular basis...
  16. @JenniferPerillo I haven't found any other big differences, that was a surprise!
  17. OK, @JenniferPerillo I happen to have all the ingredients & am going to make this! http://bit.ly/fFNBZ! Thanks!
  18. What's this? I just updated TweetDeck & it's showing me conversations with one click. Very cool!
  19. @daisy3_2 This is awesome! Suddenly I want inflatable toast. I didn't need it three minutes ago, but now I do.
  20. @foldinglaundry All at the same time? Send them over here. They'll really appreciate you when they get home.