SeinfeldQuotes
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"One never knows how the gastrointestinal workings of the equine are going to function."
1:06 PM Nov 20th
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"My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter, I was raised to give up. It's one of the few things I do well."
10:25 AM Nov 16th
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"I'm not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see... a nipple."
7:42 AM Nov 10th
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"That's one tuck, one no-tuck."
10:51 AM Nov 6th
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"I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never to a mental institution."
10:57 AM Nov 4th
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"He's a male bimbo. He's a mimbo."
2:47 PM Nov 2nd
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@ "...Something's missing allright."
10:17 AM Oct 28th
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"You could do better than me! You could throw a dart out the window and hit somebody better than me!"
8:03 AM Oct 28th
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"I miss the days when they made toys that could kill a kid."
1:36 PM Oct 26th
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"It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office."
12:36 PM Oct 21st
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"You're just as pretty as them. You just need a nose job."
9:28 AM Oct 16th
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"They're ladies' glasses. Now look here, see it's right here: Gloria Vanderbilt Collection."
10:36 AM Oct 9th
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"What's so great about a mom and pop store? If my mom and pop ran a store, I wouldn't shop there."
5:31 PM Oct 5th
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"That's what a coincidence is! There are no small coincidences and big coincidences!"
10:33 AM Sep 30th
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"Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?"
10:15 AM Sep 28th
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@ "Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?"
3:27 PM Sep 25th
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in reply to Amacova
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"No, no, no. I'm not happy, I'm not lucky, and I don't go. If anything, I'm sad-stop-unlucky."
10:23 AM Sep 25th
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@ "Moops!"
6:28 PM Sep 22nd
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in reply to PolishedSense
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"Tippy toe! Tippy toe!"
11:18 AM Sep 22nd
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"For 50 bucks? I'd put my face in their soup and blow."
10:23 AM Sep 9th
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