Secret-HQ
@SecretHQTweets Columbia, SC
If a man makes a comment on the internet and there's no context around to frame it, does it make a difference? This is the platform where we find out together.
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jdkrach
Josh Krach
A white man, a black man, and a Polish man are stranded on a desert island. After decades of pointless mutual hate, they die. #downerjokes
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.@RealRonHoward Does that mean L.A. owes you one rock in the reservoir, to be thrown at a time and place of your choosing?
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RealRonHoward
Ron Howard
“Did you really fish when filming the Andy Griffith?"
That was water res for LA
Permit was for 3 rocks to be thrown
I got it in 2
No fishing
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@David_Gergen @knightofgood (2/2) For the record, I was mostly pleased. #SOTU addresses DO tend to pitch up the middle.
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@David_Gergen @knightofgood (1/2) Expecting too much from #SOTU, methinks. Many Democrat-leaning friends were less than pleased here, too.
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@rajskub Re: "on location ... works in LA from midnight to 6am." Um, are you the go-to actor for real-time TV now?
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I will never understand why the opposing party gets a "rebuttal" to #SOTU addresses. They're foredoomed to be sad, ineffectual fist-rattles.
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If Andy Warhol were alive, there would be a 70-minute movie of @JohnBoehner making uncomfortable faces to watch this weekend. #SOTU
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BillCorbett
BillCorbett
Joe Wilson shouts: "YOU LIII...KEABLE MAN, YOU!" ...and grins, then big laughs from everyone, hugs all around. #SOTU
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@willpfeifer Three if you count the State of the Union address! (O.K., I'm not really sure what that means ... .)
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@JamesPMorrison If only we could drop the "until they turned 18" bit and leave it at "until they graduate."
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@sullydish I dunno. I thought his foreign trade oversight initiative (whatever it's called) was a offered as a more palatable alternative.
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My Tweetstream is full of people complaining about "having to watch" Oscar-nominated films now. Someone throttle my Tweetstream, please.
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@gregpak @jeffparker @fredvanlente I once called internal hard drives a stupid idea. Who'd wanna keep data ON the computer? #old #andstupid
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alexvollmer
Alex Vollmer
I'm about to find out if my daughter's new alarm clock wakes her up on time. Feels like testing a cron-job with kids.
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.@EmpoweringJungPeople seemed like such a good Twitter handle during my nap. Now that I'm awake, not so much.
