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Sean_Crosby

  1. @devonadair snatch.
  2. Whenever some guy is just staring at you, just look back all amazed and say... "Daddy?!"
  3. My phone is being elusive..
  4. You know what would be awesome? Pete Townshend. Paul McCartney. Ringo Starr. Rodger Daultry. The final 2 of both groups. #epicidea
  5. @WEENOnline broke up. Who's going to wave their dick in the wind with me in tribute?
  6. If I was aware I'd never be able to pay off my college loans, I'd take out twice as much and hire people to do my work for me. #likeaboss
  7. This class would be so much better if a couple of those #Ashland larpers just broke into class, battling with swords, dressed as samurai.
  8. I'm getting back into music. Into music the way I was in 2007. I need a concert. NOW.
  9. I can't believe I paid only 25$ for this event 6 1/2 years ago. God damnit, I miss those days. Download 2006. twitter.com/Sean_Crosby/st…
  10. Hot tub poaching time.
  11. #goingcommando aint all that bad... You sure save money on washing underwear...
  12. I'm going the distance. I'm going for speed. Because I'm racing and pacing and plotting the course... #cake
  13. @HarleyPlays Your beard has some serious competition now that mine's coming into fruition...
  14. This mortal body has grown weak. I crave #sustinance.
  15. Stardate 65866.9. This is @Sean_Crosby of the Starship Unproductive as FUCK. I need #motivation so I can do some damn laundry.
  16. @skeedle No. That's what you do when you #thizz
  17. @skeedle You headbang. like you would to heavy metal, duh.
  18. addictinginfo.org/2012/05/20/you…
  19. "Ripest" sounds like "rapist" said in an Australian accent.
  20. Well... I guess any efforts to get any legitimate sleep while it's dark out are officially futile... #insomina