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  1. Merry Christmas Eve! May your holidays be wonderful, and your 2010 be better than you could ever imagine!
  2. Things do not bode well when a #query sample chapter begins: "Prolog" I wonder if there is an "Antilog."
  3. Wow, I'm horribly snarky today. Okay, more than usual.
  4. I should write a book: "From Bad To Worse: How To Write Awful Queries & Get Rejected All The Time." Yeah, I wouldn't buy it either.
  5. Received a #query with no greeting, no explanation, no introduction, no how-do-you-do -- just a tease reading like a bad dust jacket flap.
  6. Received another #query Monday with NO NAME. Anonymity is not your friend.
  7. Sort of received an email #query today with no subject in the subject line. Found it after perusing the junk folder. (Don't do this.)
  8. @mgbuehrlen -- The irony was how plain and bland the writing was. You know, if you want to change the world . . .
  9. So, is that writer onto something? Or just venting?
  10. More: ". . . You know what the problem is, you guys need to start thinking 'outside' the box and your sales will increase, trust me."
  11. From a reply to a polite decline I sent out: "All you guys are beginning to sound like a broken record with nothing unique to say . . ."
  12. @mgbuehrlen -- Not as rare with clients. Maybe it's practice makes perfect? After a while, it's more about story and character choices.
  13. @mgbuehrlen -- Rare like a giraffe in the Arctic. Most manuscripts I see are remarkably not even close to being publishable. Or readable.
  14. @mgbuehrlen -- It was virtually flawless in tone, spelling, grammar & punctuation. A joy to see.
  15. A query just came through email . . . Sent FOUR TIMES. Why, oh why?
  16. @mgbuehrlen -- I had one recently that was very close, but the middle third went a little off-track, as it usually does for many writers.
  17. My all-time favorite opening query line: "Where do you go when you've gone too far?" (Yes, he's now a client.)
  18. Received a query including a mostly non-writing-related bio ending with "My hobbies are blonds, brunettes and redheads". Alrighty then.
  19. @ericdalen -- A Yahoo Mail "plauge" is when someone retweets without bothering to check the spelling, so now thousands of people look silly
  20. Hysterical -- RT @eraugrad -- @Seagman To your point about the dictionary... http://xkcd.com/483/