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Dear copywriter, please tell an outrageous lie for the client. 12:49 PM Aug 18th from web
I wish candy was cheaper. 10:08 AM Aug 13th from web
Ugh. Blarf. 9:44 AM Aug 4th from web
Just do what I ask, please! Good Lord, it's not that hard. 8:42 AM Aug 3rd from web
Just read this in a forum: "This guy is full of rhubarb." That just made my day. 11:17 AM Jul 29th from web
"The Stinky Dick-Cheese Man" #failedchildrensbooktitles 6:08 AM Jul 29th from web
Fuck this. I'm not eating leftover spagetti again. 8:52 AM Jul 16th from web
Huh, that was a very constructive conversation. Look what happens when I swallow my rage and count to 10 before picking up the phone. 11:02 AM Jul 13th from web
Ugh. Sometimes writing is HARD. 11:02 AM Jul 10th from web
Free pizza. So, yah! 9:00 AM Jul 9th from web
Agency closed Friday AND Monday. I can use the break, frankly. 1:06 PM Jul 2nd from web
Writing up concepts to help client secure incremental income. Boring. DO NOT WANT. 9:39 AM Jun 30th from web
Lock down. 7:06 AM Jun 23rd from web
Why can't I just keep my mouth shut? One of these days it's going to cost me my job. 6:19 AM Jun 23rd from web
Another Monday at the agency, another lay off. 10:49 AM Jun 22nd from web
Monday. Go. 5:53 AM Jun 22nd from web
Free bacon this morning. So, there's that. 6:07 AM Jun 18th from web
Dude... don't use the term "mind meld" about work. It makes you sound like a dufus. 7:57 AM Jun 16th from web
Waiting alone in a conference room. Did someone cancel the meeting and not tell me? 12:11 PM Jun 15th from web
Starting the day by cleaning up someone else's mess. 7:22 AM Jun 15th from web