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Coming soon to Channel 4: Lem Cell Research. In a parallel Britain, Lemmy is cloned, amidst public outcry.38 minutes ago from web
- @ Ooh, congratulations - girls rock! They're only in those newborn sized things for a few weeks, so don't bother getting too many!40 minutes ago from web in reply to fay_jessop
- @ Wait til you get some newborn socks! They're too small for any human to wear! (is it a confirmed Girl Child now, then?)43 minutes ago from web in reply to fay_jessop
- @ Uncle Max is in Eastenders now?about 1 hour ago from web in reply to joskinner
- @ 'You're a swine, Lennon'. Never actually seen Head. Controversial enough that I'm fonder of Help than Hard Day's Night.about 1 hour ago from web in reply to BrentSpiner
- @ @ @ @ RT thankees!about 1 hour ago from web in reply to joskinner
- @ Any time, lady.about 1 hour ago from web in reply to RebeccaFront
- @ Yeah, she shoved a cushion up her dress & pretended to be preggers, like a primary school girl playing Mary. Scandalous.about 1 hour ago from web in reply to MandyPandy32
- @ *writes that down* Thanks, dude.about 2 hours ago from web in reply to davidschneider
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pandas aren't real. They were invented in the 1930s to get more people to visit zoos. It is just people in suits.about 2 hours ago from web
- @ My personal favourite is 'Pisswizards'.about 2 hours ago from web in reply to RebeccaFront
- Toddler watching old Sooty & Sweep. Soo has just declared Geoff Capes to be 'Dreamy'. See - this is why pandas are dying out.about 2 hours ago from web
- @ Fling him a peanut.about 2 hours ago from web in reply to MandyPandy32
- @ You've got to live the dream.about 2 hours ago from web in reply to skwirl42
- @ I know. I'd have thought being floated out to sea in a burning longboat would have been more traditional, but no.about 2 hours ago from web in reply to fi69
- Husband says he wants a Traditional send-off - a pyramid for him & his possessions & me entombed with him to do the laundry in the afterlifeabout 2 hours ago from web
- FiL's Funeral Plans a-go-go today. Informed Hubs he's getting Jive Bunny played at his as incentive not to die before I do.about 2 hours ago from web
- @ 33 pages?!? I can't be bothered to read that! Please sum your website up in 140 characters or less for me instead.about 2 hours ago from web in reply to davidschneider
- @ Damn you! Out-punned!about 4 hours ago from web in reply to PeterPaega
- @ Berry Maguire!about 10 hours ago from web in reply to PeterPaega
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- Name Gabby Crouch
- Location Canterbury, UK
- Web http://r-scribble...
- Bio Amateur writer who laughs at her own jokes. Owner of a husband, a toddler & a newborn baby. Currently running on Caffeine & Momentum.
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