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  1. @piecesonnapkins Remember when I did it for Milk's voicemail? I could still do it, I know every word.
  2. @piecesonnapkins Out of context, that sentence was amazing. And it was alright...would try some things different next time.
  3. I may not BE at whiskey wednesday, but don't worry, whiskey will be consumed.
  4. @DaveHinkle I chortled, myself. Just a little though.
  5. The Association of Redundancy Awareness Association.
  6. I'm home working on wedding stuff at my desk. I just looked down...and it turns out I'm still wearing pants. This will be remedied at once.
  7. RT @radillustrator: Writers: Need an area to get peace of mind while you write? Check it: http://www.ommwriter.com/ (via @justincline)
  8. Making Beef Wellington for dinner. I'll let ya know how that works out...
  9. @hoodinternet (no caption necessary)
  10. 9 straight hours of shopping. I have earned you, Chinese Buffet.
  11. Just spent two hours shopping the shit out of Target. The bargains are gone, my friends, sorry we took them all.
  12. Thankful for Broncos wins any day.
  13. That's it. I'm callin it. The belt is undone.
  14. It's decorative gourd season, mother effers. http://bit.ly/SrXGN
  15. Happy Thanksgiving...and Go Broncos!
  16. For a day off, I was one productive mofo today. Time to begin relaxation...who's fetchin my slippers?
  17. Check out our photographer's blog for more fun engagement photos :) http://bit.ly/8iB4sV
  18. The Muppets covering Bohemian Rhapsody. Absolutely magnificent. http://bit.ly/8I95pX
  19. RT @BrianLynch: David Beckham has announced he has asthma. BUT, he continued, his asthma is better and prettier than yours.
  20. You know why I like today? It's basically Friday in disguise.