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ScottishGuy

  1. One of my favourite moments in life is when I'm grabbing the door keys from my pocket, knowing the amazing welcome that awaits from our dog.
  2. Breaking News: Reports of a shooting in the Eaton Centre food court. #Toronto
  3. Was anyone else in #Toronto late for work yesterday? ;) twitter.com/ScottishGuy/st…
  4. Skype is the best thing ever! Welcome to 2006 Simon!
  5. @robvendrasco It probably didn't help that I was singing songs from Mary Poppins while being followed around by soot covered chirruns.
  6. That doesn't hold up in a court of law! @robvendrasco RT @SteveRoberts999 I believe u were both under the influence during ur first meeting.
  7. @robvendrasco Since @SteveRoberts999 is being sooo rude I'm gunna introduce myself via Twitter! :)
  8. Haters can't touch us because we're flying so high.
  9. What a birthday present for Baxter! I just found out he'll be on a billboard for @TheHudsonsBayCo starting next month!! #ProudPapa! :)
  10. @DeanRaymondRay One word: charcuterie. Also, not served on a kitchen floor. You + me + food + mouths @CHEESEWERKS?! Yea?!
  11. Yes! Though maybe less this time... Haha! RT @vagrantfilms @scottishguy Good times hanging out last night! We must drink again!
  12. Drinking with the religious; just toasted to the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost. My next round will be to Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney.
  13. It's safe to say it's a hot one on the rooftop patio today!!! twitter.com/ScottishGuy/st…
  14. @hohmannkyle You're the best. I wanna lick your face. Or grab drinks Thursday. Your decision.
  15. GOOD! RT @maddalenabit Also, I'm fully blaming @AdamWylde, @ScottishGuy and @painfullies for my obsessive grammar correcting ways.
  16. @SteveRoberts999 wouldn't take my Rye and Neo Citron cold remedy suggestion... Something about having to wake up at 3am! Get well soon bro!
  17. @deanraymondray @toddctv Next time better music... The "live streaming" was a bit much for my out of sync Scottish dance moves.
  18. @hohmannkyle See you tomorrow brotha!! :)
  19. Negativity is only good on an STD test.
  20. Causing trouble with @ToddCTV @DeanRaymondRay and Dylan. My apologies in advance #Toronto.