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ScottishGuy

One of my favourite moments in life is when I'm grabbing the door keys from my pocket, knowing the amazing welcome that awaits from our dog. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Breaking News: Reports of a shooting in the Eaton Centre food court. #Toronto 3:49 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
Was anyone else in #Toronto late for work yesterday? ;) twitter.com/ScottishGuy/st… 12:35 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
Skype is the best thing ever! Welcome to 2006 Simon! 10:38 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
@robvendrasco It probably didn't help that I was singing songs from Mary Poppins while being followed around by soot covered chirruns. 4:25 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
That doesn't hold up in a court of law! @robvendrasco RT @SteveRoberts999 I believe u were both under the influence during ur first meeting. 3:26 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
@robvendrasco Since @SteveRoberts999 is being sooo rude I'm gunna introduce myself via Twitter! :) 3:14 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
Haters can't touch us because we're flying so high. 2:41 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
What a birthday present for Baxter! I just found out he'll be on a billboard for @TheHudsonsBayCo starting next month!! #ProudPapa! :) 1:32 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
@DeanRaymondRay One word: charcuterie. Also, not served on a kitchen floor. You + me + food + mouths @CHEESEWERKS?! Yea?! 1:29 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
Yes! Though maybe less this time... Haha! RT @vagrantfilms @scottishguy Good times hanging out last night! We must drink again! 4:10 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
Drinking with the religious; just toasted to the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost. My next round will be to Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney. 8:16 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
It's safe to say it's a hot one on the rooftop patio today!!! twitter.com/ScottishGuy/st… 11:42 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
@hohmannkyle You're the best. I wanna lick your face. Or grab drinks Thursday. Your decision. 10:44 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
GOOD! RT @maddalenabit Also, I'm fully blaming @AdamWylde, @ScottishGuy and @painfullies for my obsessive grammar correcting ways. 6:26 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
@SteveRoberts999 wouldn't take my Rye and Neo Citron cold remedy suggestion... Something about having to wake up at 3am! Get well soon bro! 6:26 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
@deanraymondray @toddctv Next time better music... The "live streaming" was a bit much for my out of sync Scottish dance moves. 5:54 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to deanraymondray
@hohmannkyle See you tomorrow brotha!! :) 1:11 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to hohmannkyle
Negativity is only good on an STD test. 11:33 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Causing trouble with @ToddCTV @DeanRaymondRay and Dylan. My apologies in advance #Toronto. 10:27 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone

Name Simon
Location Barrie, Ontario, Canada
Web http://1075koolfm...
Bio Find me in radio/TV/print: concert goer, pop culture maven, celebrity trash talker, and author (of this bio). ALL VIEWS ARE MY OWN!