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  1. If I claim a movie other than "Star Trek" as my favorite of 2009, feel free to jettison me on a desolate ice planet, because I'm lying.
  2. Anyone who views an artificial tree as an acceptable substitute for a real tree is fucking kidding themselves.
  3. The Twins Enterprises site, www.nineteen47.com, might be the worst Flash-based shopping site I've ever attempted to use. Slow and unusable.
  4. Sometimes the Internet so perfectly renders what goes on inside my head, it's scary: http://bit.ly/5IZGD3
  5. Jesus Christ, guys, how did you not tell me about this sooner? Neil Diamond doing Adam Sandler's “The Chanukah Song”! http://bit.ly/7cg8ZO
  6. Christmas Countdown Day 11: “Everything’s Gonna Be Cool This Christmas” - eels. Featuring the Santa hats on eels. http://bit.ly/52bkjv
  7. Boss: "What are you doing?" Me: "What does it look like I'm doing?" Boss: "Drawing Santa hats on eels." Me: "Yup."
  8. @inmyjammies In what direction do you hang your candy canes?
  9. I don't know if this magic you weave is conscious; but it's sure as hell working.
  10. @briancorder @TheJameson Badge? No way. That's gotta be worth at least a knot.
  11. For any of you with Android phones to play with: Google Goggles, a visual search: http://www.google.com/mobile/goggles #iwishicouldplay
  12. It's almost 2010. Why do I even have to think about saving a file? That's your job, computer.
  13. Don't know the difference between TextMate 1.5.8 & TextMate 1.5.9, but I hope it's "doesn't crash when cutting & pasting 'Ben Gibbard'".
  14. Wouldn't mind spending the rest of my days like Wowbagger. But instead of insulting everyone I'd punch the balls of just Adobe UX designers.
  15. Just so you know.
  16. Charlie Weis is a motherfucking piece of shit.
  17. Alcohol isn't helping me understand 13-12.
  18. Unless you're Illinois, of course and you want to extend the suck a little while longer.
  19. A) I know Hill is gone. B) Why is a Big Ten still playing? THE SEASON WAS OVER TWO WEEKS AGO.
  20. I can't even name Wisconsin's QB. And PJ Hill's gone fom the team, right?