scottsimpson
- "One's level of fitness gear should match one's level of fitness," I said to that guy's ass, who disagreed.10:27 AM Jul 18th from Birdhouse
- I'm not sure if my neighbors installed a very large birdbath or a very small sex grotto.9:25 PM Jul 17th from Birdhouse
- Here's a great podcast: Stop Podcasting Yourself. If you like @ylnt, JJGo!, etc. You know, the good stuff.4:02 PM Jul 16th from Twitterrific
- Two Flickr Pro winners: congratulations @gtichy and @mikedia! On the origin of the contest and the winners: http://bit.ly/flickrprowinner3:06 PM Jul 16th from Twitterrific
- Lots of people are questioning our decision today, but honestly, I'm happier than ever that we named our daughter Sears Tower Simpson.1:04 PM Jul 16th from Twitterrific
- Don't have a Flickr Pro account? @nevenmrgan and I would like to buy you one. @ me your best Flickr shot; winner announced in 4 hours!11:26 AM Jul 16th from Twitterrific
- When he travels overseas, the Sultan of Brunei rides in a surprisingly practical Gulfstream G200. INSIDE A SOLID GOLD 747.1:36 PM Jul 15th from web
- The Irish often decorate their wedding cakes with a toy 747, as a symbol of sexual potency, and getting out of Ireland.12:46 PM Jul 15th from Birdhouse
- The 747's famous "hump" is purely ornamental, a design nod to the distinctive penis sheath worn by all male Boeing engineers.10:14 AM Jul 15th from Birdhouse
- The 747, like penicillin and Silly Putty, was invented by accident!9:02 AM Jul 15th from Birdhouse
- Oh, interesting. I've just learned that pilots call the 747 "The No Nonsense Plane," or the "No-Nonsenser," for short.8:29 AM Jul 15th from Birdhouse
- You know what I think when I see a 747? "Now there's a plane that means business."7:32 AM Jul 15th from Birdhouse
- I consistently receive a C-Minus in Whole Foods Buffet from the University of Why Am I Paying This Much for a Buffet.8:53 PM Jul 14th from Birdhouse
- Even when it's necessary, [sic] look's smug.4:59 PM Jul 14th from web
- Lots of boxes in my garage—these "What Would Tracy Morgan Do?" bracelets are not moving nearly as fast as I thought they would.4:56 PM Jul 14th from web
- Happy 10th, Metafilter! One of my favorite things on the internet. Congratulations, @mathowie. (All words above are links.)9:24 AM Jul 14th from Twitterrific
- Thanks, Americans. Your years of massive, ill-conceived home loans have made it impossible for me to get a massive, ill-conceived home loan.8:33 AM Jul 14th from web
- In summer we always keep one of our clocks set to Standard Time, as a reminder never to forget.8:14 PM Jul 13th from Birdhouse
- Everybody please boycott Bank of America. They don't accept Twitter followers as mortgage collateral. "Blah blah actual income blah blah."2:37 AM Jul 13th from web
- According to our Realtor, a detached office with internet access is referred to, in the official listing, as a "pornacatorium."8:53 PM Jul 12th from web
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- Name Scott Simpson
- Location Los Altos Retirement Community
- Web http://youlooknic...
- Bio Shame is sexy
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