scottsimpson
Never trust a person named after a color. Except red.
| scottsimpson Did I just watch a first-class picture about a legendary Hollywood producer? You bet I did. |
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| scottsimpson @michael How about "I feel your face"? I use that one a lot. To...relate to people. |
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| scottsimpson *AND* I just realized that I've neglected to post the rules of Pillowdrome, another home action game I invented. Stay tuned! |
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| scottsimpson I joke about it in the latest episode, but if you have access to a motion detector, "Body Movin" is a really fun game http://xrl.us/YLNTe14 |
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| scottsimpson If I wrote spam subject lines: "With great inches comes great responsibility, [yourname]." |
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| scottsimpson I don't know how soldiers in Iraq really talk. And neither do two other guys. |
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| scottsimpson If you're a podcast nerd you'll like this new feature: (iTunes link) http://bit.ly/itunespod |
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| scottsimpson That Erma Bombeck quote I deleted seconds after posting was meant only for @lonelysandwich. If you saw it, I'm sorry. |
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| scottsimpson @youngamerican They're called "Twaints" now. |
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| scottsimpson Marveling at my ability, when faced with two equally bad options, to resolve it with a third, even worse, one. |
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| scottsimpson Summer Cold, Day 6: In the 1940's, teams of German and American scientists raced to be the first to develop what just came out of my nose. |
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| scottsimpson @leolaporte It's called the NEW MEDIA EXPO, Leo, geez. |
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| scottsimpson Changing my Facebook Religion to "Fuzzy, Non-Threatening Monotheism" because as I was mocking it I realized that's actually what I believe. |
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| scottsimpson @youngamerican Stay tuned for a touching, personal vignette that illustrates a fuzzy and non-threatening monotheism: "My Nana's basement..." |
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| scottsimpson God is in the details (Flaubert), and humor is in the details (Thurbert). If you find my car keys in the details, please let me know. |
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| scottsimpson Umlauts are grillz for vowels. |
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| scottsimpson Yes, these are Apple Bottom jeans, thanks for asking. |
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| scottsimpson The AL might be the Dumb League, but it's my Dumb League. Plus you got all those guys in the NL missing games to go to Mensa meetings. |
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| scottsimpson ちくしょう...書きたかった言葉もう忘れた．あ！思い出した！ホーボーバジャイナ！ |
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