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ScottOakley88

  1. @piersmorgan I think that's the only thing I've ever agreed with you on 17 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to piersmorgan
  2. Madness absolute legends #geezers 21 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Gonna predict that England will do well at the euros, gonna do a Chelsea and fluke our way to the semis at least #BoreFest 10:12 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @piersmorgan he's crap, Walcott mk2 9:27 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to piersmorgan
  5. @xSophieReadex harvey wallbanger! Vodka, galliano & orange juice 9:26 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to xSophieReadex
  6. 😳 2 weeks off, yesir #pharrel #PartyTime #DoubtImGonnaSurvive 5:32 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @paulc88uk na mate no chance lol I think you might scrape 17th ;) 11:51 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to paulc88uk
  8. @paulc88uk haha now u lot are back I forgot we are going to be hearing from u again. I look forward to another relegation #WestHamForTheDrop 10:27 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to paulc88uk
  9. Ledley king is god 10:21 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  10. St osyth has gone jubilee mad #Passionate #Oldies 4:06 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @Wayne501Mardle Portugal will struggle to get out their group too! The Germans will win it 2:28 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Wayne501Mardle
  12. Eastenders is such a bad programme nowadays 2:23 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @hazardeden10 is a cunt and he's joining the perfect club 12:43 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Biffy clyro in the sun with a cheeky Harvey wallbanger #bliss #perfection 6:41 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. England bore the life out of me zzz 😞 12:21 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @yelyahwilliams football Hayley, football 😉 8:31 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to yelyahwilliams
  • Name Scott Oakley
  • Location Essex
  • Bio im here because im a follower, like everyone else
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